I'M JUST GONNA BEUP HERE DOIN' MY HOMEWORK.
YES, BY DAY HE'S MILD-MANNERED,SWEET AND INNOCENT BUTTERS !
BUT- NOBODY KNOWS THAT HE ISACTUALLY HIS DARK UNDERSIDE !
PROFESSOR CHAOS !
HA-HA, TIME TO WREAK HAVOCON THE WORLD THAT SHUNNED ME !
HA HA... HA HA...
PROFESSOR CHAOS !
AH, MY FAITHFUL COMPANIONIN WORLD DESTRUCTION,
GENERAL DISARRAY !
I HAVE DONEAS YOU ASKED
AND BROUGHT THEFIRST LOAD OF SCRAP WOOD !
EXCELLENT,GENERAL DISARRAY !
NOW WE CAN BEGIN MY MOSTHORRIBLE, EVIL PLAN YET
TO WREAK HAVOCON HUMANITY !
WHAT DASTARDLY DEEDARE WE DOING NOW ?
SIMPLE, MY DEAR GENERAL...
WE ARE GOING TOBLOCK OUT THE SUN !
I HAVEPLOTTED FOR WEEKS
AND FIGURED THAT IF WEBUILD A HUGE WOODEN SHADE
80 FEET HIGHAND 50 FEET WIDE
PRECISELY ON THIS HILL,
SOUTH PARK WILL FOREVER BECAST IN A GREAT SHADOW !
OH, AWESOME !
SOON ALL PEOPLE WILLHAVE TO LIVE LIKE MOLES !
THEY WILL LIVE ONLYTO REMEMBER WITH SORROW
HOW GREAT THE SUNUSED TO BE !
HA HA AHAAAAA !
COOL, IT'LL BE JUST LIKE ON 'THE SIMPSONS' !
THEY DID THATON 'THE SIMPSONS'.
I THINK IT WAS THEMR. BURNS CHARACTER,
HE TRIED TO BLOCKSPRINGFIELD FROM THE SUN.
HE DID ?
AW HECK, I THOUGHTI WAS BEING ORIGINAL.
SO HOW DOWE BUILD IT ?
AW, I DON'TWANNA DO IT NOW.
NOT IF THEY ALREADYDID IT ON 'THE SIMPSONS'.
NOW I GOTTA THINKOF SOMETHING ELSE...
GODDAMMIT, HOW COME EVERY TIMEI THINK OF SOMETHING CLEVER
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL'THE SIMPSONS'
Blocking Out the Sun
Butters abandons his plan to block out the sun when he finds out "The Simpsons" did it.
Disappointed that the Sea People are brine shrimp, the boys feed them to Mrs. Choksondik.x CLOSE
The Sea People destroy themselves in a religion-fueled war.x CLOSE
The boys decide to order "Sea People" from an ad.x CLOSE
Butters abandons his plan to block out the sun when he finds out "The Simpsons" did it.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams about the Sea People.x CLOSE
Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.x CLOSE
The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."x CLOSE
The boys ask Chef the difference about between "semen" and "sea men" .x CLOSE
The boys are almost caught in the morgue trying to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik.x CLOSE
Chef eases the boys' fears of being murderers.x CLOSE