OH, HEY, DOUGIE--I MEAN--
MY NAME IS PROFESSOR CHAOS !
I SAW YOU CHANGEIN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM.
YOU STOLE THAT ERASERIN YOUR CLASS.
VERY WELL !
YOU CALLED OUTPROFESSOR CHAOS,
AND YOU ALSO CALLED OUTYOUR OWN DEMISE !
GO NOW, MY MINIONS !
GO AND TAKE THISFOOLISH MORTAL DOWN !
AW, MINIONS,NOT THAT WAY.
COME BACK, MINIONS.
I'M NOT TRYING TO CALL YOUOUT-- PROFESSOR CHAOS.
I WANT TO JOIN YOU.
JOIN ME ?
YEAH, I WANT TO JOIN YOU INYOUR CONQUEST OF DESTRUCTION.
BUT WHY ?
I'M AN OUTCAST TOO--
A FRAIL CHILDCAST ASIDE BY SOCIETY.
I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU AND--WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.
VERY WELL, YOU SHALL BEMY ACCOMPLICE IN EVIL.
TOGETHER, WE SHALL BRINGTHE WORLD TO ITS KNEES
AND MAKE ALL THOSE WHO BANISHEDUS FROM SOCIETY RUN WRECKED.
DO I GET A NEAT-O COSTUME MADEOUT OF ALUMINUM FOIL TOO ?
WELL, SURE YOU DO.
I AM PROFESSOR ANDYOU SHALL BE MY GENERAL.
FROM NOW ON YOU AREGENERAL... DISARRAY.
NOW LET US GO LOOKFOR MY MINIONS !
BECAUSE THEY RAN AWAY...
Meeting General Disarray
Butters makes Dougie his new sidekick, General Disarray.
Professor Chaos strikes in class.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field from ten to six.x CLOSE
Professor Chaos threatens to flood the world with a garden hose.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman fire Butters as their friend.x CLOSE
Rejected by the boys, Butters becomes Professor Chaosx CLOSE
The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.x CLOSE
The boys evaluate the field of potential replacement friends at the amusement park.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.x CLOSE
Butters is incredulous that his soup switch didn't make the newspaper.x CLOSE
Butters makes Dougie his new sidekick, General Disarray.x CLOSE