ALRIGHT, WE WANT TO THANKEVERYBODY FOR COMING,
THIS IS A GREAT TURNOUT.
UH, AS YOU KNOW, OUR FRIENDKENNY DIED A FEW MONTHS AGO
AND WE ARE LOOKING TO FILLTHE VOID WITH A NEW FRIEND.
YOU'VE ALL BEEN SELECTEDAS POSSIBLE CANDIDATES,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THERE ISONLY ROOM FOR ONE OF YOU.
AND SO, STAN AND KYLE AND I WILLBE SPENDING THE NEXT FEW DAYS
GOING OUT WITH EACH ONE OF YOU,AND NARROWING OUR CHOICES DOWN,
UNTIL WE THINK WE'VE FOUNDTHE PERFECT FRIEND.
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS ?
WHAT IF WE DON'TWANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ?
CLYDE... OKAY ?
NOW, THE FIRST THING WE HAVETO DO IS CUT THE LIST DOWN
FROM 20 CHOICES TO 10.
AND SO TODAY WE WILLALL BE GOING
TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK TOGETHERTO SEE WHO WE WANT TO CUT.
PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THISWILL ALL BE VIDEOTAPED,
SO PUT ON YOUR BEST FRIEND FACESAND MAY THE BEST FRIEND WIN !
OH, AND WE WILL BE NEEDINGA $10 PER PERSON ENTRANCE FEE.
ORDER 23 IS UP,AND ORDER 24 IS UP.
UH, WAITRESS, I ACTUALLYORDERED THE CHICKEN SOUP.
THIS IS MINESTRONE.
YEAH, I HAD THEMINESTRONE OVER HERE.
AH HA HA !HA HA HA HAAA !
HA HA HAHA HAAA !
I AM PROFESSOR CHAOS !
AND NOW THIS PUNY WORLDWILL BOW DOWN TO ME !
HA AH HA HAAA !
Let the Games Begin
The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.
Professor Chaos strikes in class.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field from ten to six.x CLOSE
Professor Chaos threatens to flood the world with a garden hose.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman fire Butters as their friend.x CLOSE
Rejected by the boys, Butters becomes Professor Chaosx CLOSE
The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.x CLOSE
The boys evaluate the field of potential replacement friends at the amusement park.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.x CLOSE
Butters is incredulous that his soup switch didn't make the newspaper.x CLOSE
Butters makes Dougie his new sidekick, General Disarray.x CLOSE