THE WORLD ISN'T FAIR.
I DO EVERYTHINGPEOPLE ASK ME TO.
I STAND IN THELUNCH LINES FOR THEM...
I BUY TAMPONS ATTHE STORE FOR THEM...
I GO ON MAURY POVICH WITHBALLS ON MY CHIN FOR THEM.
AND YET,NOBODY ACCEPTS ME.
I AM AN OUTCAST--
A SHADOW OF A MAN WHO CAN FINDNO COMPANIONSHIP,
NO LOVE FROM OTHERS.
IF I'M TO BEAN OUTCAST, SO BE IT.
I'M THROUGH DOING WHATOTHERS TELL ME TO DO,
AND I AM SICK OF THIS WORLDAND THE STINKY PEOPLE IN IT.
FROM NOW ON,I WILL DEDICATE MY LIFE
TO BRINGING CHAOS TO THE WORLDTHAT HAS DEJECTED ME !
I WILL BECOME THEGREATEST SUPER-VILLAIN
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN !
WHERE I GO,DESTRUCTION WILL FOLLOW !
PREPARE, OH LITTLE TOWN.
PREPARE FOR THEGREATEST SUPER-VILLAIN
YOU HAVEEVER SEEN...
PROFESSOR CHAOS !
( mom knocks )BUTTERS, TIME FOR BED.
YES, SLEEP FOR NOW.
TOMORROW,THE CHAOS BEGINS.
HA HA HA...
HA HA HAHA HA HA !
AH HA HA HA !
Professor Chaos Is Born
Rejected by the boys, Butters becomes Professor Chaos
Professor Chaos strikes in class.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field from ten to six.x CLOSE
Professor Chaos threatens to flood the world with a garden hose.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman fire Butters as their friend.x CLOSE
Rejected by the boys, Butters becomes Professor Chaosx CLOSE
The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.x CLOSE
The boys evaluate the field of potential replacement friends at the amusement park.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.x CLOSE
Butters is incredulous that his soup switch didn't make the newspaper.x CLOSE
Butters makes Dougie his new sidekick, General Disarray.x CLOSE