ALL RIGHT,WHERE IS MR. DORN ?
I WAS WOKEN UPAT THREE IN MORNING,
TOLD I HAD TO PUT ON MAKEUPAND COME TO THIS TOWN.
WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
I'M SORRY, MR. DORN,IT'S F.B.I. BUSINESS.
WE'VE GOT TERRORISTS MAKINGDEMANDS AND WE NEED YOUR HELP.
THIS IS HIGHLY UNUSUAL.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,WE HAVE YOUR TRUCK.
AND WE HAVE AN AIRPLANE ON THETARMAC AT DENVER INTERNATIONAL.
AND WORF ?
MY NAME ISMICHAEL DORN,
I PLAY A CHARACTERCALLED WORF.
STAN, IT WORKED !
IT... DID ?
THEY GOT US A TRUCK AND ANAIRPLANE AND MR. WORF !
THE CALVES ARE GONNA BE OKAY !
PICK ME UP, I...I WANT TO SEE.
STEP BACK, TELL THOSE MENTO STEP BACK !
DO IT !
ALL RIGHT !( cheering )
AH, SHUT UP,YA FRIGGIN' HIPPIES !
ALL RIGHT, MR. WORF,
START THE ENGINEAND PUT HER IN GEAR.
OH, AND YOU MUST REFERTO ME AS "CAPTAIN".
WHERE AM I SUPPOSEDTO DRIVE TO ?
NO, SEE, YOU MUST SAY,
"CAPTAIN, WHERE AM ISUPPOSED TO DRIVE TO ?"
CAPTAIN, WHERE AM ISUPPOSED TO DRIVE TO ?
YOU'RE GOING TO BACK THE TRUCKUP TO THE DOOR OF THE HOUSE
SO WE CAN SAFELYLOAD IN THE CALVES.
THIS WHOLE THINGIS RIDICULOUS.
"CAPTAIN, THIS WHOLETHING IS RIDICULOUS."
CAPTAIN, THIS WHOLETHING IS RIDICULOUS.
OKAY, ALL SET !
TOM, IT LOOKS AS THOUGHTHE TERRORISTS
ARE NOW LOADING THE BABY COWSINTO THE BACK OF A SEMI !
THIS IS STILL VERYUNINTERESTING NEWS, TOM.
OKAY, CARTMAN !
STEP ON IT,MR. WORF !
ALL RIGHT !
WE'RE GOING !
MEXICO, HERE WE COME !
( sirens )
WAIT A MINUTE,THEY'RE FOLLOWING US !
FULL SPEED, MR. WORF !
WE CANNOT KEEP GOING FASTON THESE ICY ROADS !
"CAPTAIN, WE CANNOT KEEP GOINGFAST ON THESE ICY ROADS."
CAPTAIN, WE CANNOT KEEP GOINGFAST ON THESE ICY ROADS.
ALRIGHT, MR. WORF,THEN REDUCE SPEED TO 45
BUT MAINTAIN DISTANCE FROMTHOSE POLICE CRUISERS.
STAN, WE'REALMOST THERE.
YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD ON.
ALL RIGHT, THEY'RE IN FRONTOF THE CATTLE RANCH.
HIT IT !
OH, IT'S A DOUBLE-CROSS !
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,THE GAME IS OVER.
GET OUT OF THE TRUCKWITH YOUR HANDS UP.
OH, NO, NO !
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?GO KILL THEM, WORF !
I'M NOT KILLINGANYBODY !
SOME GODDAMNKLINGON YOU ARE.
The boys get double-crossed by the FBI.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents can't get the boys to release the baby cows.x CLOSE
A group of hippies supports the boys' fight.x CLOSE
The FBI gets involved with the boys.x CLOSE
The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.x CLOSE
Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
The boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
Stan saves the cows by locking the door.x CLOSE
Mrs. Cartman sneaks the boys some food.x CLOSE
The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.x CLOSE
The boys get double-crossed by the FBI.x CLOSE