LEFT A LITTLE...ALMOST THERE.
WHAT IS THAT ?
WE'RE GIVING THE BOYSSOME GUNS
IN RETURN FOR A CALF.
YOU'RE GIVINGMY BABY GUNS ?
HEY, THIS IS A NEGOTIATIONPROCESS, OKAY ?
DID YOU PEOPLE GO TONEGOTIATORS' SCHOOL ?
NO, YOU DIDN'T !
GET 'IM ONTHE LINE FOR ME.
( rings )HELLO ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALOKAY, YOU SEE THAT ?I KEEP MY END OF THE BARGAIN.
ALL RIGHT,WE'LL KEEP OURS.
WE'LL SEND OUT ONE CALF.
WELL, HOW ABOUT YOUSEND OUT TWO CALVES ?
OH, JESUS !
Y'KNOW, THERE'S JUST NOTALKING TO YOU, IS THERE, MIKE ?
WE HAD A DEAL.DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID ?
DON'T TREAT ME LIKEI'M STUPID HERE !
I'M SORRY !I'M SORRY !
DAMMIT, I'M LOSING THEM !
OKAY, I'M SORRY,JUST SEND OUT ONE CALF.
OH, NO, NO, NO--
NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOGET US SOMETHING ELSE.
WHAT'D YOU HAVE IN MIND ?
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT.
YOU'RE GIVING THEMA MISSILE ?!
STAND DOWN, MA'AM,STAND DOWN !
THIS IS A DELICATE PROCESS,I'VE ALMOST EARNED THEIR TRUST.
STAN'S GETTINGWORSE, YOU GUYS.
( ring )
HOW WE DOING ?
WE GOT A REAL SICKKID HERE, MIKE,
DID YOU GET THE OTHERTHINGS FOR US ?
I DID MANAGETO GET THE F.D.A.
TO OFFICIALLY CHANGETHE WORD "VEAL"
TO "TORTURED BABY COW".
BUT I COULDN'T GET YOUNORTH AND SOUTH DAKOTA.
OH, MIKE, BREAKINGMY BALLS, MIKE.
NOW, PLEASE, CAN WEGET YOU TO COME OUT ?
ALL RIGHT, EVERYTHINGHAS WORKED OUT.
THE BOYS HAVE PROMISEDTO COME OUT
AND BRING THE COWS OUTWITH THEM.
ALL RIGHT !WOO-HOO !
I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOURABILITIES, MR. NEGOTIATOR.
THEY'RECOMING OUT NOW ?
YES, ALL WE NEEDTO DO IN RETURN
IS GET A CATTLE-TRANSPORTINGSEMI TRUCK
THAT WILL TAKE THE BOYSAND THE CATTLE
TO DENVERINTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
WHERE WE WILL HAVE AFULLY-GASSED AIRPLANE
WAITING TO TAKE THEMALL TO MEXICO.
AND THEY WANT THE GUY THATPLAYS "MR. WORF" ON "STAR TREK"
TO DRIVE THE TRUCK...IN FULL MAKEUP.
JESUS CHRIST !
ALL RIGHT,THAT DOES IT !
YOU ARE, IN FACT,THE WORST NEGOTIATOR
I HAVE EVER SEENIN ACTION !
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
BUT IN RETURN I WANTTHREE STAPLES.
GET OUT OF HERE !
WE'LL GET THEM THE SEMI,
AND WE'LL GET THEM THEWORF GUY FROM STAR TREK.
IF THEY SEE THAT,THEN THEY'LL COME OUT
AND THEN,WE CAN TAKE THEM.
BUT ISN'T THATDISHONEST ?
MAYBE SO, BUT IF WE DON'TDO SOMETHING SOON
THERE COULD BE 50,EVEN 60 PEOPLE
WHO HAVE TO GO WITHOUTVEAL FOR DINNER.
ARE YOU PREPAREDTO LET THAT HAPPEN ?
The Boys Get Guns
The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents can't get the boys to release the baby cows.x CLOSE
A group of hippies supports the boys' fight.x CLOSE
The FBI gets involved with the boys.x CLOSE
The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.x CLOSE
Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
The boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
Stan saves the cows by locking the door.x CLOSE
Mrs. Cartman sneaks the boys some food.x CLOSE
The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.x CLOSE
The boys get double-crossed by the FBI.x CLOSE