I DON'T SEE HOW YOU'REGONNA HIDE THEM
FROM YOUR MOMMUCH LONGER.
WE WON'T HAVE TO.
BUTTERS SAID HE HADSOMETHING AT HIS HOUSE
THAT MAKES BABY COWSSTRONG AGAIN.
HE'S BRINGING IT OVER.
BUTTERS HAD THATAT HIS HOUSE ?
HEY, FELLAS !
BUTTERS,DID YOU BRING IT ?
I SURE DID !
WE'LL HAVE THOSE POOR BABYCOWS IN SHAPE IN NO TIME !
ALL RIGHT !
"SUZANNE SOMMERSCALF EXERCISER."
"MAKES YOUR CALVES STRONGERIN JUST TWO DAYS."
OH, GODDAMMIT !THAT'S YOUR PLAN ?
YOU THINKIT'S A GIMMICK ?
SUZANNE PROMISES RIGHT ONTHE BOX THAT IT WORKS.
HELLO, MRS. MARSH !
OFFICER BARBRADY,WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ?
WELL, WE'VE GOTA LITTLE PROBLEM.
JED HERE CAUGHT YOURBOY AND HIS FRIENDS
TRESPASSING ON HIS RANCH.
THEY STOLE SOMEOF HIS PROPERTY.
STOLE ?ARE YOU SURE ?
I FOLLOWEDA CALF CURLING TRAIL
RIGHT TO YOURHOUSE, MA'AM.
OOH, STAN'SIN TROUBLE !
LET ME KICKHIS ASS, MOM !
NOW, NOW,MY SON IS NOT A THIEF.
I'M SURE THIS IS JUST SOMEKIND OF MISUNDERSTANDING.
STANLY, DID YOU SEE--
OH, CRAP !
STANLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGWITH THOSE CALVES ?
THAT ASSHOLE WASGONNA KILL THEM
AND FEED THEMTO PEOPLE !
STANLY, THEYBELONG TO HIM.
THEY DON'T BELONGTO ANYBODY !
PLEASE, MOM, WE DON'T WANTTHESE COWS TO DIE !
LET ME HIT HIM, MOM !
STANLY, THIS ISN'T UPFOR DISCUSSION.
THE RANCHER IS GOING TOTAKE HIS COWS BACK
AND YOU DON'THAVE A CHOICE.
STANLY, YOU OPENTHIS DOOR RIGHT NOW
OR YOU'RE GONNAGET IT !
STAN, YOU'RE BEHAVINGLIKE A KID.
YOU'RE THE ONES WHOMADE ME EAT VEAL
WITHOUT TELLING MEWHAT IT WAS !
YOU'RE THE ONES WHOKNEW WE WERE MAKING
LITTLE BABYANIMALS SUFFER !
OPEN THIS DOOR, NOW !
KISS MY ASS !
OH, JEEZ, HE SAID "ASS"TO HIS PARENTS.
YOU'RE GETTING INPRETTY DEEP, DUDE.
I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS,MR. RANCHER PERSON.
WELL, WHY DON'T YOUJUST TELL THEM
THAT THE COWSWILL BE SAFE ?
AND WHEN THEY COME OUTI CAN TAKE THEM BACK.
I CAN'T LIETO MY SON, OKAY ?
IF I BETRAYED HIMLIKE THAT,
I'D PAY FOR ITTHE REST OF MY LIFE.
WELL, THAT'S JUSTTOO BAD !
LOOK, THAT'S $800'SWORTH OF VEAL UP THERE
AND I HAVE TOSHIP OUT FRIDAY !
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,OFFICER BARBRADY ?
ME ? HOW'D I GETINTO THIS MESS ?
SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW ?
I'M GONNA LOCK MYSELFIN HERE WITH THESE COWS
UNTIL WE HAVE A GUARANTEE OFTHEIR SAFETY, IN WRITING.
WE'RE WITH YOU, DUDE.YEAH !
DON'T BE SO SURE.
BECAUSE I'M GONNATELL YOU--
THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY,REAL UGLY.
WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONEYOU COULD ALL BE LOOKING AT
BEING GROUNDED FOR THREE,PERHAPS EVEN FOUR WEEKS.
SO IF ANY OF YOU GUYS WANT OUT,JUST SAY THE WORD NOW.
I WANT OUT.
SHUT UP, CARTMAN.
WE'RE WITH YOU, STAN.
YEAH, WE CAN'T LET THOSELITTLE BABY COWS DOWN.
THEY'VE GOT NO ONE ELSETO TURN TO.
THEN IT'S SETTLED.
ONE FOR ALL ANDALL FOR ONE, EXCEPT CARTMAN !
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
WAIT, WHAT ?
Susan Sommers Calf Exerciser
Stan saves the cows by locking the door.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents can't get the boys to release the baby cows.x CLOSE
A group of hippies supports the boys' fight.x CLOSE
The FBI gets involved with the boys.x CLOSE
The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.x CLOSE
Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
The boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
Stan saves the cows by locking the door.x CLOSE
Mrs. Cartman sneaks the boys some food.x CLOSE
The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.x CLOSE
The boys get double-crossed by the FBI.x CLOSE