( knocks on glass )
NO, UNCLE JESSIE, NO !
CARTMAN, WAKE UP !
WHAT THE HELL AREYOU GUYS DOING ?
COME ON,WE GOTTA GO !
WHERE WE GOING ?
WE'RE GONNA GO SAVE THELITTLE BABY COWS, FAT-ASS.
WHAT, WHY ?
THEY'RE GONNA GETSLAUGHTERED, BUTTHOLE !
SO WE CAN'T LET 'EM DIE,DOUCHE BAG.
YOU'RE OUR FRIEND,NOW COME HELP US.
WELL, LET'S SEE,IN THE LAST 3.2 SECONDS
YOU'VE CALLED ME FAT-ASS,BUTTHOLE, AND DOUCHE BAG.
I REALLY DON'T FEEL MUCHLIKE YOUR GUYS' FRIEND.
WE'RE SORRY,YOU ARE OUR FRIEND.
WE NEED YOU TO HELP US BECAUSEFRIENDS STICK TOGETHER.
WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU SAID WENEEDED HIM BECAUSE HE HAS
THE "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLEBREAKING AND ENTERING PLAYSET" ?
DAMMIT, BUTTERS,WILL YOU SHUT UP ?
OH HO !
SO YOU NEED ME AND MYMISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
BREAKING ANDENTERING PLAYSET.
YES, WE DO.
WE'RE THOSE LITTLEBABY COWS' ONLY HOPE.
WILL YOU HELP US ?
YES, YES, I WILL.
IF KYLE WILL KISSMY BLACK ASS.
JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE KISSAND I'LL HELP.
SCREW YOU, CARTMAN !
OKAY, BUT IF YOUWANT MY HELP
YOU HAVE TO GIVE ITJUST A LITTLE KISS.
GO ON, DUDE,IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
KISS IT.COME ON, KISS IT !
JUST DO IT REALLY FASTAND WE CAN GO.
HAVE BUTTERS KISS IT !
NO, IT HAS TOBE KYLE.
( farts )
( howling laughter )
OH MAN, THAT WASSO AWESOME !
SICK, I FELT ITON MY FACE !
OKAY, VERY FUNNY, CARTMAN,NOW COME ON.
HEY, I'M NOTGOING WITH YOU.
( "Mission: Impossible" theme )
Kyle, Kiss My Black Ass
Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The parents can't get the boys to release the baby cows.x CLOSE
A group of hippies supports the boys' fight.x CLOSE
The FBI gets involved with the boys.x CLOSE
The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.x CLOSE
Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
The boys free the baby cows.x CLOSE
Stan saves the cows by locking the door.x CLOSE
Mrs. Cartman sneaks the boys some food.x CLOSE
The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.x CLOSE
The boys get double-crossed by the FBI.x CLOSE