YES, IS THISCUSTOMER SERVICE ?
I'M HAVING A PROBLEMWITH MY NEW TELEVISION.
IT SPROUTED LASER GUNSAND STARTED WALKING AROUNDSHOOTING PEOPLE.
OH, SO I PRESS 'MENU',THEN 'FUNCTION' ?
JESUS !AAAAGHGH !!
NO, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
DID I SETTHE INTERNAL CLOCK ?
OH, REALLY ?
WELL, HOW DO IDO THAT ?
( huffing andtalking at once )
WE'RE NOT TOO LATE !
COME ON, TUGGA OL' MATE,WHY YOU LOOKING SO DOWN ?
( sadly )MOOO, MOOOOOP.
TUGGA'S IN A BIT OFA SAD STATE.
SEEMS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HIMHAD A BIT OF A ROW LAST NIGHT.
WHAT IS THIS ?
Come on,cheer up, Tugga.
HOW CAN I MAKE YOUFEEL BETTER ?
I KNOW !
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE METO SING ONE OF THE SONGS
OFF ME NEW ALBUM ?!
( in protest )MOOOOOOOOOP !MOOOOOOP !
WHAT'S THAT TUGGA ?
YOU SAY YOU REALLY LOVETHE SONGS ON MY ALBUM ?!
ALRIGHT THEN, TUGGA !
( starts playing )( toots inprotest )
♪ YOU KNOW THATYOU'RE MY BABY ♪
♪ YOU KNOWI NEED YOU NOW ♪
MOOOOOP !♪ DON'T KNOWWHERE I'M GOIN' ♪
♪ BUT I GOTTAGET THERE ♪
♪ YEAH, GOTTA GET THERESOMEHOW ♪
♪ GET THERE SOMEHOW
♪ AND YOU CANSTAY AWAKE TONIGHT ♪
♪ BUT I'M GONNA SLEEPIN THESE FLUFFY CLOUDS ♪
SHA !♪ I THINK I FEELYOUR HEARTBEAT ♪
♪ CAN YOU FEEL MINE
♪ LADY LOOKING LOVELYGOTTA TAKE YOUR LOVE INSIDE ♪
♪ GOTTA TAKE IT--
( boom )
TUGGA SHOT HIMSELF !
Has Russell lost Tuggerfor good ?
Find out afterthese messages.
HERE WE GO !
COMMERCIAL BREAKNUMBER TWO !
The boys watch more of Russell Crowe's show from an old folks' home.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys want to see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer, but Cartman blows up Stan's TV.x CLOSE
The boys are chased from the retirement home and watch TV at Cartman's gaseous house.x CLOSE
The boys finally see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad makes the boys leave so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."x CLOSE
The boys go to Chef's to watch television.x CLOSE
When Chef's TV starts killing people, the boys head to the bar.x CLOSE
The boys are kicked out of the bar.x CLOSE
The boys watch more of Russell Crowe's show from an old folks' home.x CLOSE
The boys make it to Butters' house just in time for the last commercial break.x CLOSE