You fight like Norwegians,ya fairies !
( all )PHEW !
WE MADE IT.
THIS IS KILLING ME.
THE HUMAN BODY WAS NOT MEANTTO MOVE QUICKLY LIKE THAT.
These arethe Florida Keys...
A REMOTE ISLAND CHAINJUST A FEW MILES FROM--
OY, WAIT A MINUTE !
WASN'T I JUST IN BROOKLYNFIGHTIN' MINORITIES ?
WHAT HAPPENEDWITH THAT ?!
IT'S THATGODDAMN EDITOR !
HE CUT THE BROOKLYN SCENESHORT !
TUGGA, I'M GONNA GET HIM !
YEAH...I'M JUST WORKING.
I'LL PROBABLY BE DONEAROUND SEVEN.
WHO THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU ARE ?!
I'M THE EDITOR.
I KNOW YOU'RETHE BLOOMIN' EDITOR !
I MEAN, WHO DO YOUTHINK YOU ARE
CUTTING ONE OF MYFIGHTIN' SCENES SHORT ?!
DUDE, THE DIRECTOR SAIDTO CUT IT !
MY FIGHTIN' IS POETRY !
YOU DON'T EDIT RUSSELL CROWE'SPOETRY, YA TESTICLE !
AH ! OH !
WELL, THAT GUYIS JUST PLAIN NUTS.
HEY, HEY, HEY, WHOA,YOU KIDS CAN'T BE IN HERE !
WE'RE NOT KIDS, WE'REFULL-GROWN MEN WITH DWARFISM !
HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THATALL MIDGETS ARE CHILDREN !
WE DEMAND AN APOLOGY !
YOU AIN'T MIDGETS,YOUR LIPS ARE TOO FULL.
NOW GET OUT !
BUT WE HAVE TO WATCH THECOMMERCIALS IN THIS SHOW !
LOOK, THIS IS A BAR.
WE CAN'T HAVE CHILDRENIN HERE--
PEOPLE COME HERE FORDEBAUCHERY AND SIN.
BUTTERS WILL GIVE HANDJOBSIN THE CORNER FOR A DOLLAR.
SURE ! I'M GOOD ATALL KINDS OF JOBS !
GET OUT !
( all )AAGH !
COME ON, WE GOTTAGET TO A TV !
OH, YOU'VE GOT TOBE KIDDING ME !
Carded at the Bar
The boys are kicked out of the bar.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys want to see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer, but Cartman blows up Stan's TV.x CLOSE
The boys are chased from the retirement home and watch TV at Cartman's gaseous house.x CLOSE
The boys finally see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad makes the boys leave so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."x CLOSE
The boys go to Chef's to watch television.x CLOSE
When Chef's TV starts killing people, the boys head to the bar.x CLOSE
The boys are kicked out of the bar.x CLOSE
The boys watch more of Russell Crowe's show from an old folks' home.x CLOSE
The boys make it to Butters' house just in time for the last commercial break.x CLOSE