And now back to Russell Crowe,Fightin' Around the World !
( all )AWWW !
AW, THEY DIDN'TPLAY IT !
THEY DIDN'T SHOWTHE TERRANCE ANDPHILLIP TRAILER.
I KNEW IT, I KNEWTHEY WOULDN'T PLAY IT
DURING THE FIRSTCOMMERCIAL BREAK !
YEAH, THEY WANT EVERYONETO STICK AROUND
AND WATCH MORE OFTHIS RETARDED SHOW.
( Russell )♪ Making movies,making songs ♪
♪ And fightin''round the world ! ♪
OY ! NOW TUGGA'SBROUGHT ME
TO ONE OF THE GREATEST PLACESFOR FIGHTIN' IN NORTH AMERICA:
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.
LOTS OF MINORITIES HERE,
AND THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLYTO WHITEY !
LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK !COME ON, TUGGA !
MOOOOP !
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME BLACKPEOPLE, AND SOME PUERTO RICANS.
NOTICE THE COLORFUL RAGSON THEIR HEADS,
MEANING THEY COULD BEPART OF A GANG
AND THEREFORE,REAL USED TO FIGHTIN'.
HEY, LOOK AT THAT GUYOVER THERE,
AIN'T THAT THAT"GLADIATOR" GUY ?
WHERE ?
BEHIND THAT PLANT,NEXT TO THAT TUGBOAT.
OH, YEAH,I THINK IT IS.
( mocking )"OH, MY GOD, IT'STHE GLADIATOR GUY !
OH MY GOD, I'VE NEVERSEEN AN ACTOR BEFORE !"
WHY DON'T YOU CHOKE ON SOMEPIG VOMIT, YOU STUPID SODS !
WHY CAN'T THIS GUYCONTROL HIS TEMPER ?
Well ? You all justgonna stand there
or are yougonna fight ?!
OOH !
CRIKEY !YOU DONE IT NOW !
THIS TV IS GREAT,CHEF.
YEAH, AND IT'S GOT ALL KINDSOF COOL FEATURES, TOO !
CHECK THIS OUT-- YOU CAN WATCH3 CHANNELS ALL AT ONCE.
I THINK IF YOU HITTHIS BUTTON HERE--
NO, NO WAIT--YOU HIT THIS BUTTON HERE--
NO, THAT'S NOT IT,LET'S SEE--
MENU, FUNCTION--
DUDE, PUT IT BACK,CHEF,
MORE COMMERCIALSMIGHT COME ON SOON.
LET'S SEE, MENU...AW, DAMMIT.
GET IT BACKTO NORMAL, CHEF !
I'M TRYING,CHILDREN !
MENU, BACK, FUNCTION,ENTER--
NO, NO-- BACK !H.E.M ?
Human Eradication Mode,active.
( lasers shooting )
OH, GODDAMMIT !THE TV LEFT !
BUT THE NEXT COMMERCIALSWILL BE ON SOON !
COME ON, WE GOTTAGO SOMEWHERE ELSE !
AHHHH !
WHERE DO WE GO ?WHERE DO WE GO ?
THE BAR ! THEY'VE GOTA TV AT THE BAR !
AGH ! AGH !I'M DYING !
Killer Features
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer s06e04
When Chef's TV starts killing people, the boys head to the bar.

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