And now back to Russell Crowe,Fightin' Around the World !
( all )AWWW !
AW, THEY DIDN'TPLAY IT !
THEY DIDN'T SHOWTHE TERRANCE ANDPHILLIP TRAILER.
I KNEW IT, I KNEWTHEY WOULDN'T PLAY IT
DURING THE FIRSTCOMMERCIAL BREAK !
YEAH, THEY WANT EVERYONETO STICK AROUND
AND WATCH MORE OFTHIS RETARDED SHOW.
( Russell )♪ Making movies,making songs ♪
♪ And fightin''round the world ! ♪
OY ! NOW TUGGA'SBROUGHT ME
TO ONE OF THE GREATEST PLACESFOR FIGHTIN' IN NORTH AMERICA:
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.
LOTS OF MINORITIES HERE,
AND THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLYTO WHITEY !
LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK !COME ON, TUGGA !
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME BLACKPEOPLE, AND SOME PUERTO RICANS.
NOTICE THE COLORFUL RAGSON THEIR HEADS,
MEANING THEY COULD BEPART OF A GANG
AND THEREFORE,REAL USED TO FIGHTIN'.
HEY, LOOK AT THAT GUYOVER THERE,
AIN'T THAT THAT"GLADIATOR" GUY ?
BEHIND THAT PLANT,NEXT TO THAT TUGBOAT.
OH, YEAH,I THINK IT IS.
( mocking )"OH, MY GOD, IT'STHE GLADIATOR GUY !
OH MY GOD, I'VE NEVERSEEN AN ACTOR BEFORE !"
WHY DON'T YOU CHOKE ON SOMEPIG VOMIT, YOU STUPID SODS !
WHY CAN'T THIS GUYCONTROL HIS TEMPER ?
Well ? You all justgonna stand there
or are yougonna fight ?!
CRIKEY !YOU DONE IT NOW !
THIS TV IS GREAT,CHEF.
YEAH, AND IT'S GOT ALL KINDSOF COOL FEATURES, TOO !
CHECK THIS OUT-- YOU CAN WATCH3 CHANNELS ALL AT ONCE.
I THINK IF YOU HITTHIS BUTTON HERE--
NO, NO WAIT--YOU HIT THIS BUTTON HERE--
NO, THAT'S NOT IT,LET'S SEE--
DUDE, PUT IT BACK,CHEF,
MORE COMMERCIALSMIGHT COME ON SOON.
LET'S SEE, MENU...AW, DAMMIT.
GET IT BACKTO NORMAL, CHEF !
I'M TRYING,CHILDREN !
MENU, BACK, FUNCTION,ENTER--
NO, NO-- BACK !H.E.M ?
Human Eradication Mode,active.
( lasers shooting )
OH, GODDAMMIT !THE TV LEFT !
BUT THE NEXT COMMERCIALSWILL BE ON SOON !
COME ON, WE GOTTAGO SOMEWHERE ELSE !
WHERE DO WE GO ?WHERE DO WE GO ?
THE BAR ! THEY'VE GOTA TV AT THE BAR !
AGH ! AGH !I'M DYING !
When Chef's TV starts killing people, the boys head to the bar.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys want to see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer, but Cartman blows up Stan's TV.x CLOSE
The boys are chased from the retirement home and watch TV at Cartman's gaseous house.x CLOSE
The boys finally see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad makes the boys leave so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."x CLOSE
The boys go to Chef's to watch television.x CLOSE
When Chef's TV starts killing people, the boys head to the bar.x CLOSE
The boys are kicked out of the bar.x CLOSE
The boys watch more of Russell Crowe's show from an old folks' home.x CLOSE
The boys make it to Butters' house just in time for the last commercial break.x CLOSE