And now back to Russell Crowe,Fightin' Around the World !

( all )AWWW !

AW, THEY DIDN'TPLAY IT !

THEY DIDN'T SHOWTHE TERRANCE ANDPHILLIP TRAILER.

I KNEW IT, I KNEWTHEY WOULDN'T PLAY IT

DURING THE FIRSTCOMMERCIAL BREAK !

YEAH, THEY WANT EVERYONETO STICK AROUND

AND WATCH MORE OFTHIS RETARDED SHOW.

( Russell )♪ Making movies,making songs ♪

♪ And fightin''round the world ! ♪

OY ! NOW TUGGA'SBROUGHT ME

TO ONE OF THE GREATEST PLACESFOR FIGHTIN' IN NORTH AMERICA:

BROOKLYN, NEW YORK.

LOTS OF MINORITIES HERE,

AND THEY DON'T TAKE KINDLYTO WHITEY !

LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK !COME ON, TUGGA !

MOOOOP !

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME BLACKPEOPLE, AND SOME PUERTO RICANS.

NOTICE THE COLORFUL RAGSON THEIR HEADS,

MEANING THEY COULD BEPART OF A GANG

AND THEREFORE,REAL USED TO FIGHTIN'.

HEY, LOOK AT THAT GUYOVER THERE,

AIN'T THAT THAT"GLADIATOR" GUY ?

WHERE ?

BEHIND THAT PLANT,NEXT TO THAT TUGBOAT.

OH, YEAH,I THINK IT IS.

( mocking )"OH, MY GOD, IT'STHE GLADIATOR GUY !

OH MY GOD, I'VE NEVERSEEN AN ACTOR BEFORE !"

WHY DON'T YOU CHOKE ON SOMEPIG VOMIT, YOU STUPID SODS !

WHY CAN'T THIS GUYCONTROL HIS TEMPER ?

Well ? You all justgonna stand there

or are yougonna fight ?!

OOH !

CRIKEY !YOU DONE IT NOW !

THIS TV IS GREAT,CHEF.

YEAH, AND IT'S GOT ALL KINDSOF COOL FEATURES, TOO !

CHECK THIS OUT-- YOU CAN WATCH3 CHANNELS ALL AT ONCE.

I THINK IF YOU HITTHIS BUTTON HERE--

NO, NO WAIT--YOU HIT THIS BUTTON HERE--

NO, THAT'S NOT IT,LET'S SEE--

MENU, FUNCTION--

DUDE, PUT IT BACK,CHEF,

MORE COMMERCIALSMIGHT COME ON SOON.

LET'S SEE, MENU...AW, DAMMIT.

GET IT BACKTO NORMAL, CHEF !

I'M TRYING,CHILDREN !

MENU, BACK, FUNCTION,ENTER--

NO, NO-- BACK !H.E.M ?

Human Eradication Mode,active.

( lasers shooting )

OH, GODDAMMIT !THE TV LEFT !

BUT THE NEXT COMMERCIALSWILL BE ON SOON !

COME ON, WE GOTTAGO SOMEWHERE ELSE !

AHHHH !

WHERE DO WE GO ?WHERE DO WE GO ?

THE BAR ! THEY'VE GOTA TV AT THE BAR !

AGH ! AGH !I'M DYING !