PIZZA, FRENCH FRIES.
I WONDER WHEREOUR PARENTS ARE.
WHO CARES ? I'M HAVINGMORE FUN ON MY OWN.
WELL, WELL, WELL,IF IT ISN'T STAN DARSH.
SAY, DARSH, YOU DON'T MINDIF I TAKE HEATHER OUT
FOR SOME FONDUETONIGHT, DO YOU ?
SORRY, STAN, IT'S JUST THATWHEN IT COMES TO SKIING
TAD HAS ALLTHE RIGHT MOVES.
I JUST MIGHT SHOW HERMY MOVES TONIGHT,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
YOU AREN'T MAD,ARE YOU, STAN ?
I MEAN, A GIRL'S GOTTA LOOK OUTFOR HER BEST INTERESTS.
THANKS FOR HAVING US ALL OVERFOR DINNER, CHRIS AND LINDA.WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE ?
STILL DON'T WANTTO RACE ME ?
I TOLD YOU HE WASCHICKEN HEATHER.
STAN MARSH THE DARSH.
ALL RIGHT, DUDE, IF I RACE YOUWILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ?
OOH !OOH !
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
YOU AND MEAT THE SUMMIT, NOW.
RACE, RACE !RACE, RACE !
( announcer )Ladies and gentlemen,
Aspen now presents anotherextreme racing showdown.
Seven-time world Aspen championTad McCowski
versus eight-year-oldStan Marsh.
HA ! YOU'RE GOING DOWN,LITTLE BOY.
DO YOU THINKSTAN HAS A CHANCE ?
GO, STAN !
HE'S GOT HIM,TAD'S GONNA WIN IT !
YEAH ! YEAH !
YOU LOSE, DARSH.
UH, STAN, YOU GAVE ITYOUR BEST SHOT.
AND THAT'S ALLJESUS ASKS OF YOU.
DUDE, I'M JUST HAPPY THISWHOLE STUPID THING IS OVER WITH.
NO HARD FEELINGS,RIGHT, DARSH ?
( laughs )
STAN, FOR WHATEVERIT'S WORTH,
I THINK YOU WEREREALLY BRAVE.
THANKS, WHO ARE YOU ?
HEY, ALL THE COOL TEENSARE GONNA BE
AT THE YOUTH CENTERTONIGHT FOR A DANCE.
I HOPE YOU'LL COMEBECAUSE YOU'RE JUST SO...
WELL, YOU'RE JUST SO--WELL, THAT'S ALL.
All The Cool Teens
Stan races Tad the Champion Skier and loses.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys and their parents head to Aspen for the weekend.x CLOSE
Stan agrees to race Tad down the deadly K-13 slope. Youth center is on the line.x CLOSE
Stan beats Tad.x CLOSE
The parents leave the kids behind while they attend the condo presentation.x CLOSE
The boys get a skiing lesson from an instructor named Thumper.x CLOSE
The parents have to go to a luncheon after the presentation.x CLOSE
An experienced skier picks on Stan for no reason.x CLOSE
The parents agree to go to the office to redeem their prizes.x CLOSE
Stan races Tad the Champion Skier and loses.x CLOSE
The parents ride a chairlift into another presentation.x CLOSE