COME ON, CARTMAN !
AH, NO MORE.
LOOKS LIKE YOU THINK YOU'RE APRETTY GOOD SKIER, HUH, KID ?
WELL, I'M CATCHING ONPRETTY FAST I GUESS.
I'VE BEEN SKIINGFOR 22 YEARS.
THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME ?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME,HOTSHOT ?
STAN DARSHIS MORE LIKE IT.
ALL RIGHT,HOW ABOUT A RACE THEN,
YOU AND ME ?
DUDE, I'M JUSTLEARNING.
( chicken clucking )
LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE NOTSUCH A HOTSHOT AFTER ALL.
I NEVER SAID I WAS.
YOU MAY THINK YOU GOTWHAT IT TAKES
BUT AS LONG AS I'M AROUNDYOU'LL ALWAYS BE #2.
SEE YOU LATER, DARSH.
( laughs )
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