TO BUY ONE OF OUR CONDOS
THAT'S OPENING RIGHT HEREIN PHASE FOUR.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREATINVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY.
I'M SORRY, BUT NONE OF USCAN REALLY AFFORD
TO OWN OUR OWNVACATION CONDO.
YEAH, TO BE HONEST,
WE'RE JUST DOINGTHIS MEETING
BECAUSE OF THETWO NIGHTS FREE DEAL.
OH, I KNOW, THAT'S WHATEVERYBODY SAYS.
"NOT ME,I CAN'T AFFORD IT."
BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU COULDOWN ONE OF OUR PROPERTIES
FOR ONLY $8,000.
FOR $8,000 WE CANBUY A CONDO HERE ?
WELL, YOU SEE, TIME-SHAREMEANS YOU BUY THE CONDO
WITH ABOUT 20 OTHERPEOPLE LIKE YOURSELVES.
YOU SHARE THE CONDOWITH OTHER INVESTORS
AND PICK THE TIMEYOU WANT TO STAY.
SHARE, TIME...TIME-SHARE !
SO THEN IT'SNOT REALLY OURS.
SURE IT IS, 1/24th-AND-A-HALF YOURS.
YOU SEE, TIME-SHAREHAS MADE IT POSSIBLE
FOR EVEN WORKING-CLASSPEOPLE LIKE YOU
TO SAY, "I'VE GOTA LITTLE PLACE IN ASPEN."
TRY, TRY SAYING IT.
"I'VE GOT A LITTLEPLACE IN ASPEN."
I'VE GOT A LITTLE PLACEIN ASPEN.
ROLLS OFF THE TONGUENICELY, DOESN'T IT ?
SAY, GUYS, HOW YOU'D LIKE TOTELL THAT HOT SECRETARY,
"I'VE GOT A NICE LITTLEPLACE IN ASPEN." ?
HA HA HA !JUST KIDDING, WIVES.
LISTEN, AH,IT'S BEEN 30 MINUTES.
WE'D LIKE TOHIT THE SLOPES NOW.
WELL, YOU STILL GOTTA COMETO THE TIME-SHARE LUNCHEON.
WE DID GIVE YOU A FREECONDO FOR THE WEEKEND.
YOUR AD SAID WE ONLY HAD TOATTEND A 30-MINUTE MEETING.
RIGHT, BUT THISISN'T THAT MEETING.
THE LUNCHEON ISTHAT MEETING.
DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE GONNAHAVE A GREAT FREE MEAL
AT THE LUNCHEON.
I've Got A Little Place In Aspen
The parents have to go to a luncheon after the presentation.
The boys and their parents head to Aspen for the weekend.x CLOSE
Stan agrees to race Tad down the deadly K-13 slope. Youth center is on the line.x CLOSE
Stan beats Tad.x CLOSE
The parents leave the kids behind while they attend the condo presentation.x CLOSE
The boys get a skiing lesson from an instructor named Thumper.x CLOSE
The parents have to go to a luncheon after the presentation.x CLOSE
An experienced skier picks on Stan for no reason.x CLOSE
The parents agree to go to the office to redeem their prizes.x CLOSE
Stan races Tad the Champion Skier and loses.x CLOSE
The parents ride a chairlift into another presentation.x CLOSE