ARE MY MOM AND DADBACK HOME YET ?
NO, BUT THEY'REDUE HOME ANY MINUTE.
COME ON,YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
OH BOY !
MOM AND DAD DIDN'T FIND OUTI LEFT THE HOUSE, DID THEY ?
NO, I TOTALLYCOVERED FOR YOU.
THEY COMPLETELY BELIEVEDI WAS YOU ON THE PHONE.
OH, GOODY !
HERE YOU GO, I DREW SOMEPICTURES WITH CRAYON
SO IT LOOKED LIKEYOU WERE HERE ALL DAY.
AND I ATE A LITTLE FOODSO IT LOOKED LIKE YOU ATE.
AND I FED YOUR CAT.PERFECT.
ALL RIGHT, I BETTER GET OUTOF HERE BEFORE THEY GET BACK.
THANKS FORCOVERING FOR ME.
YOU'RE A REAL PAL.
BUTTERS, IT WASMY PLEASURE.
( humming "Night Show" theme )
( Butters )HI, MOM AND DAD.
( dad )DON'T YOU "HI, MOM AND DAD" US,YOU LITTLE PUNK !
( punch )OH DAD !
( mom )YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THETROUBLE YOU'RE IN, MISTER !
WHAT I DO ?WHAT I DO ?
YOU THINKYOU'RE TOUGH NOW ?
ANSWER ME !
OH MAN,IF I WAS OLDER
I WOULD TOTALLY STARTJACKING OFF RIGHT NOW.
Butters Gets in Trouble
Butters get into serious trouble.
Jared had a little extra help losing all the weight.x CLOSE
The boys perform liposuction surgery on Butters.x CLOSE
Cartman pretends to be Butters.x CLOSE
The boys go to see Jared, the Subway guy.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters to gain weight so he can lose it again by eating City Wok.x CLOSE
Jared tells his fianc e about his aides.x CLOSE
Butters eats until he vomits, and then eats that.x CLOSE
Jared tells the whole town that he has aides.x CLOSE
The City Wok guy agrees to the boys' deal.x CLOSE
Jared is fired for admitting he has aides.x CLOSE