I TELL THE WORLD TO GET AIDESAND THEY THINK I'M CRAZY.

I OFFER TO GIVE AIDES TO KIDSAND EVERYONE WANTS ME DEAD.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH AIDES ?

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT METO GIVE THEM AIDES ?

( shouting )

THERE HE IS, BEATINGTHAT DEAD HORSE.

AAH !

WELCOME TO CHITTY WOK.TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE.

WE HAVE GREAT NEWS.

OUR FRIEND LOST 40 POUNDSEATING YOUR CITY WOK FOOD.

HERE'S THE BEFORE-AND-AFTER PHOTOS.

HE LOSE WEIGHTEATING CHITTY WOK ?

THAT'S RIGHT.

SO NOW YOU CAN PAY US TOUSE HIM IN YOUR COMMERCIALS

AND YOU'LL HAVE YOURVERY OWN JARED.

OH, NO, NO WAY.

I'M NOT PUTTING NO JAREDIN MY CHITTY WOK COMMERCIAL.

WHY NOT ?

DON'T YOU KNOW ?EVERYBODY HATE JARED.

HE WANT EVERYONE IN THE WORLDTO HAVE AIDS.

HE SICK IN THE HEAD.

WHAT ?

I DON'T WANT CHITTY WOKTO HAVE NOTHING TO DO

WITH JAREDAND HIS AIDS.

WAIT, EVERYONEHATES JARED NOW ?

YEAH, THEYGONNA KILL HIM.

THEY'RE GONNA KILL JAREDDOWNTOWN RIGHT NOW.

AH ! COME ON, GUYS,WE GOTTA SORT THIS OUT.

Here's someanthrax for ya !

( fart, laughter )

HEH-HEH, HEH-HEH.

( phone ringing )

Anthrax is giving mecolon cancer.

( "Butters" )HELLO.

BUTTERS,YOUR FATHER CALLED

AND SAID YOUMADE HIM VERY UPSET.

YEAH, WELL, DAD'S BEINGA LITTLE PUSSY, MOM.

BUTTERS, WHERE DID YOU GETTHAT KIND OF SMART MOUTH ?

NOT FROM YOU DUMB-ASSES,THAT'S FOR SURE.

OH, YOU JUST WAIT UNTILI GET HOME, MISTER !

I'LL BE WAITINGWITH BELLS ON,

YOU OLDHORSE-BANGING SKANK.

Hey, that's someanthrax over there !

( fart, laughter )