YOU ARE SUCH A FLABBYHUNK OF CRAP !
LOOK AT THOSEJELLY ROLLS.
JELLY ROLLS,I TELL YA !
YOU STILL GOTSEVEN CHINS, BOY !
YOU'LL NEVER BE THIN.NOBODY LOVES YOU !
HEY NOW, THEY DO, TOO.
MY MOM AND DAD LOVE MEEVEN IF I AM FAT.
BUTTERS, I'M JUSTTRYING TO OFFER
SOME MOTIVATIONALHELP HERE.
ALL RIGHT THEN.
ROW, YOU FAT BITCH !
LOOK AT THEMJELLY ROLLS !
NOBODY LOVES YOU !
YOU'RE NOT EVENA PERSON !
I NEVER ASKEDTO BE FAMOUS.
NOW EVERYONE HATES ME.
I ALMOST WISH I'D NEVERGOTTEN AIDES !
HEY, NOW COME ON.
WHAT KIND OFTALK IS THAT ?
I'M SORRY, GUYS,
BUT I THINK I WANT TO BEAIDES-FREE FOR A WHILE.
COME ON, JARED,LIGHTEN UP.
PEOPLE DON'T HATE YOU.
YEAH, MAYBE THEY'REALL JUST JEALOUS
THAT THEY CAN'T AFFORD TOHIRE THEIR OWN AIDES.
WAIT A MINUTE,YOU'RE RIGHT.
I THINK I KNOW HOW TO BEA CELEBRITY AGAIN.
Cartman motivates Butters' workout, as the aides give Jared a pep talk.
Jared had a little extra help losing all the weight.x CLOSE
The boys perform liposuction surgery on Butters.x CLOSE
Cartman pretends to be Butters.x CLOSE
The boys go to see Jared, the Subway guy.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters to gain weight so he can lose it again by eating City Wok.x CLOSE
Jared tells his fianc e about his aides.x CLOSE
Butters eats until he vomits, and then eats that.x CLOSE
Jared tells the whole town that he has aides.x CLOSE
The City Wok guy agrees to the boys' deal.x CLOSE
Jared is fired for admitting he has aides.x CLOSE