APPRECIATE EVERYTHINGYOU'VE DONE FOR OUR COMPANY.
WELL, I APPRECIATE YOURCOMPANY DOING EVERYTHING
IT'S DONE FOR ME.
YES, WELL, IT ISNOW THE OPINION
OF ALL OF US THAT PERHAPSIT WOULD BE BEST FOR YOU
TO TAKE YOUR...
STRANGE THEORIES ON WEIGHT LOSS ELSEWHERE.
EXCUSE ME...AM I BEING FIRED ?
JARED, IT'S JUST THAT YOURNEW TAKE ON WEIGHT LOSS
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALCOMMITMENT TO GOOD HEALTH.
HOW SO ?
WELL, YOUR NEW SLOGANFOR INSTANCE.
"WHEN IT COMES TO FITNESS
SUBWAY GOES HAND IN HANDWITH AIDES."
( Springsteen's"Streets of Philadelphia" )
♪ HIS NAME IS JAREDHE'S JARED, LOST WEIGHT ♪
♪ EATING SUBWAY
♪ NOW HE'SCOLD AND ALONE ♪
♪ NO ONE TOCALL HIS HOME ♪
♪ HE LIKES SANDWICHESIN PHILADELPHIA ♪
♪ WITH CREAM CHEESE ♪
Jared Gets Fired
Jared is fired for admitting he has aides.
Jared had a little extra help losing all the weight.x CLOSE
The boys perform liposuction surgery on Butters.x CLOSE
Cartman pretends to be Butters.x CLOSE
The boys go to see Jared, the Subway guy.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters to gain weight so he can lose it again by eating City Wok.x CLOSE
Jared tells his fianc e about his aides.x CLOSE
Butters eats until he vomits, and then eats that.x CLOSE
Jared tells the whole town that he has aides.x CLOSE
The City Wok guy agrees to the boys' deal.x CLOSE
Jared is fired for admitting he has aides.x CLOSE