THAT JARED HAS ELECTEDTO STAY IN SOUTH PARK
IN ORDER TO SPEAK TO YOUONCE AGAIN !
HE'S GOING TO SPEAKTO US ONCE AGAIN.
SO HERE HE IS...JARED !
♪ HE'S STILL LOOKING GOOD
♪ EATING THEM SANDWICHESALL THE TIME ♪♪
THANK YOU,THANK YOU ALL.
SUBWAY IS A HEALTHY WAY TO EATFAST FOOD AND LOSE WEIGHT !
ALL RIGHT !
BUT, I FEEL LIKEI NEED TO
COME A LITTLE CLEANABOUT SOMETHING.
IT WASN'T JUST SUBWAY SANDWICHESTHAT MADE ME THIN.
THE REASON WHY I WAS ABLE TOLOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT, SO QUICKLY,
WAS THAT I GOT AIDES.
DID HE SAY AIDS ?
BUT I STILL WANT TO BE THELEADER IN A THINNER AMERICA,
AND SO I'M HERE TO TELL YOU
THAT YOU SHOULD ALL GO OUTAND GET AIDES !
OH MY GOD.
IS HE SERIOUS ?
HAVING AIDESIS AWESOME !
WITH AIDES YOU CAN LITERALLYWATCH THE FAT MELT AWAY.
AND WITH THE PROPER MIX OFAIDES AND SUBWAY SANDWICHES
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
AH, THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED BY MR. FOGLE
ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSEOF THE SUBWAY COMPANY.
Get Aides, Lose Weight
Jared tells the whole town that he has aides.
Jared had a little extra help losing all the weight.x CLOSE
The boys perform liposuction surgery on Butters.x CLOSE
Cartman pretends to be Butters.x CLOSE
The boys go to see Jared, the Subway guy.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters to gain weight so he can lose it again by eating City Wok.x CLOSE
Jared tells his fianc e about his aides.x CLOSE
Butters eats until he vomits, and then eats that.x CLOSE
Jared tells the whole town that he has aides.x CLOSE
The City Wok guy agrees to the boys' deal.x CLOSE
Jared is fired for admitting he has aides.x CLOSE