AND I CAN'T WAITFOR THE WEDDING.
I LOVE YOU TOO, JARED.
YOU CHANGEDMY WHOLE LIFE.
♪ HER NAME IS DONEZCHRISTINE DONEZ ♪
♪ SHE LOST 40 POUNDS WHENSHE MET JARED AND-- ♪
I KNOW, I KNOW.
BUT, AH, SOME YOUNG BOYSWERE TALKING TO ME EARLIER
AND THEY MADE ME THINK THATPEOPLE MIGHT NOT BE SO PROUD
OF MY WEIGHT LOSSIF THEY KNEW SOMETHING.
JARED, WHAT'S THISALL ABOUT ?
CHRISTINE, THIS PROBABLY ISN'TGONNA MATTER TO YOU AT ALL,
BUT I HAVE AIDES.
YEAH, I HAVE AIDES.
I'VE HAD AIDES SINCEBEFORE WE WERE TOGETHER.
WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING,ARE YOU BUMMED ?
AM I BUMMED ?
YOU'VE HAD AIDS ALL THIS TIMEAND YOU KNEW IT ?
WELL, OF COURSEI KNEW IT.
WHY THE HELLWOULDN'T YOU TELL ME ?
I DIDN'T THINK IT WASTHAT BIG OF A DEAL.
NOT THAT BIGOF A DEAL ?!
I SLEPT WITH YOU !
AREN'T YOU OVERREACTINGA LITTLE BIT ?
BUT JESUS CHRIST, WE'RESUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED.
WE CAN STILLGET MARRIED, CHRISTINE.
I MEAN, SURE,THEY'RE MY AIDES NOW,
BUT AFTER WE GET MARRIED,THEY'LL BE OUR AIDES.
( wails )
YOU'LL LOVE HAVING AIDES,CHRISTINE, YOU REALLY WILL.
AND WHEN WE HAVE CHILDREN,THEY'LL HAVE AIDES.
IT WILL MAKE THINGSSO SIMPLE.
( sobbing )
JEEZ, THOSE BOYSWERE RIGHT.
PEOPLE REALLY DON'TLIKE AIDES.
I BETTER TELL EVERYONETHE TRUTH.
Jared's Fianc e
Jared tells his fianc e about his aides.
Jared had a little extra help losing all the weight.x CLOSE
The boys perform liposuction surgery on Butters.x CLOSE
Cartman pretends to be Butters.x CLOSE
The boys go to see Jared, the Subway guy.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters to gain weight so he can lose it again by eating City Wok.x CLOSE
Jared tells his fianc e about his aides.x CLOSE
Butters eats until he vomits, and then eats that.x CLOSE
Jared tells the whole town that he has aides.x CLOSE
The City Wok guy agrees to the boys' deal.x CLOSE
Jared is fired for admitting he has aides.x CLOSE