WHO IS THE MOSTOUT-OF-CONTROL CHILD ?
WE'RE BACK WITH MAURY.
WE'RE HERETALKING WITH MOMS
WHO THINK THEIR CHILDRENARE OUT OF CONTROL.
I SLAUGHTERED FIVE BABY SEALSWITH MY BARE HANDS.
WHATEVER !I'LL DO WHAT I WANT !
NOW LET'S MEET JOLINE.
JOLINE SAYS HER DAUGHTERIS ALSO OUT OF CONTROL,
THAT SHE'S FLIRTINGWITH OLDER MEN.
AND, SHE'S ONLYFOUR MONTHS OLD.
MM-HMM, THAT'S RIGHT.MAURY.
LET'S BRING HER OUT,HERE'S CHANTAL !
( booing )
SO, JOLINE, EXACTLY HOW IS YOURDAUGHTER OUT OF CONTROL ?
YOU SAY SHE FLIRTSWITH OLDER MEN ?
MAURY, IT'S LIKE THIS.
WHENEVER I HAVE FRIENDSOVER TO THE HOUSE
CHANTAL WILL COME WALTZINGIN THE LIVING ROOM
COMPLETELY NAKED !
WHATEVER. I HELPED INA DRIVE-BY SHOOTING.
WHATEVER ! I DIGITALLY PUT"JABBA THE HUT"
BACK INTO THE ORIGINAL"STAR WARS" MOVIE.
I'LL DO WHAT I WANT !
WOW, THAT ISOUT OF CONTROL.
WHY, JUST LAST NIGHT
I HAD THREE GENTLEMEN CALLERSOVER TO MY HOUSE
AND CHANTALTOOK HER CLOTHES OFF
RIGHT IN FRONTOF EVERYBODY !
BOO !BOO !
YOU SEE ? THERE SHE GOES,THERE SHE GOES.
YOU GOD DAMN WHORE !
Attention, Maury viewers.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?
A lot of decent hard-workingfreaks in America
are losing theirtalk show jobs
to freaks ofa different nature.
SURE, EVERYONE IN THIS GREATCOUNTRY OF OURS IS A FREAK.
BUT TRUE, PHYSICALLY-DEFORMEDFREAKS MUST BE RECOGNIZED.
FOR IT IS THESE REAL FREAKSTHAT MAKE YOU ALL FEEL BETTER
ABOUT YOURSELVESFOR NOT BEING ONE.
SO NEXT TIME YOU'REWATCHING TELEVISION
MAKE SURE IT'S A SHOWWITH FREAK-FREAKS,
AND NOT JUST WITH PEOPLETHAT ARE FREAKS
BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID TRAILERTRASH FROM THE SOUTH.
THAT'S WHAT WE MEAN WHEN WE SAYLOOK FOR THE TRUE FREAK LABEL.
♪ LOOK FOR THETRUE FREAK LABEL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU ARE WATCHINGA TV TALK SHOW ♪
♪ REMEMBER SOMEWHEREA UNION'S GROWING ♪
♪ OUR WAGES GOINGTO FEED THE KIDS ♪
♪ AND ROB THE HOUSEWE WORK FOR ♪
♪ BUT WHO'S COMPLAINING ?
♪ WE'RE T.F.U.WE'RE MAKING OUR WAY ♪
♪ SO ALWAYS LOOK FORTHE TRUE FREAK LABEL ♪
♪ BECAUSE YOU NEED USRIGHT HERE IN THE U.S.A. ♪♪
AH, SORRY, AMERICA,LITTLE GLITCH THERE.
WE SHOULD'VE NEVERCROSSED THAT PICKET LINE.
COME ON, HONEY.
WAIT, WAIT, COME BACK.
MAYBE WE COULD MAKE THE OTHEROUT-OF-CONTROL KIDS
TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF, TOO.
WHATEVER !I'LL CRAP IN MAURY'S PANTS.
SIR, THE RATINGS HAVE JUSTSTARTED TO PLUMMET.
THOSE DAMN FREAKS !
I GAVE YOU SHOES !AND GROCERIES !
AND THIS IS HOWYOU REPAY ME ?
VERY WELL,COME UPSTAIRS AND...
( cheering )
WE DID IT,THE STRIKE WORKED.
NOW WE CAN GO ONWITH OUR CAREERS.
THANK GOD THAT'S OVER.
NOW I CANGET BACK HOME.
BUTTERS, YOU HAVESCREWED ME OUT OF A PRIZE
FOR THE LAST TIME !
( crowd gasps )
OH, DOUBLE HAMBURGERS.
JESUS CHRIST !THAT OUT-OF-CONTROL KID
RIPPED POOR NAPOLEON'S BALLSRIGHT OFF !
GET HIM !
HEY, THINGS ACTUALLY TURNED OUTOKAY FOR ME THIS TIME.
OH, I KNOW.
Look For The True Freak Label
Maury agrees to negotiate with the freaks.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys talk Butters into pretending he has Chin Balls.x CLOSE
The real freaks discus their hatred of fakers.x CLOSE
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.x CLOSE
Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.x CLOSE
Butters gets some chin-balls.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get his mom to go on the Maury Povich show with him.x CLOSE
The freaks want Butters to join their protest.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to upstage Maury's other guests.x CLOSE
Butter gets further into the freak strike.x CLOSE
Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.x CLOSE