OUR NEXT MOTHERIS LIANE CARTMAN.
HER SON CLAIMS TO BE THE MOSTOUT-OF-CONTROL KID IN THE WORLD
AND SAYS THERE'S NOTHING HISSTUPID MOM CAN DO ABOUT IT.
WHY WON'T YOUKIDS BEHAVE ?
SHUT UP, SKANK !
HE'S NOTTALKING TO YOU !
SO, MISS CARTMAN, YOU CAN'TCONTROL YOUR CHILD ?
OH, MY LITTLEPOOPSY-KINS
GETS INTO NO-NO'SONCE IN A WHILE,
BUT HE'S STILL MY PERFECTLITTLE SUMPSY-KITTLES.
WELL, YOUR SON MADEA VIDEO BACKSTAGE.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
MAURY, I AMOUT OF CONTROL.
YEAH, I USE DRUGS,I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, BITCH.
YEAH, I HAVE SEX ANDI DON'T USE PROTECTION.
IT'S MY HOT BODY,I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
I DON'T GO TO SCHOOLAND I KILL PEOPLE.
WHATEVER !I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
BOO !BOO !
OH, HE'S SUCH A CUTIE.
WELL, LET'S BRING HIM OUT.HERE'S ERIC CARTMAN !
( booing )
WHATEVER, WHATEVER !
MAURY, MY MOMCAN'T CONTROL ME.
AX HER !GO ON, AX HER !
MISS CARTMAN, WHAT DOESYOUR SON TO LIKE TO DO ?
OOH, HE LOVESPLAYING WITH
HIS "CLYDE FROG"AND "WELLINGTON BEAR".
MOM, WE'RE PRETENDING,REMEMBER ?
SEX AND DRUGS.
OH, I MEANSEX AND DRUGS.
I'LL DO WHAT I WANT !
OH, WHATEVER,YOU AIN'T TOUGH, HO.
I ROAM WITH GANGS.
OH YEAH ?I ROAM WITH 12 GANGS.
AND WE ONLY COMMITHATE CRIMES.
WHATEVER !I'LL DO WHAT I WANT !
YOU AIN'T BAD.YOU AIN'T NOTHING.
I DITCH CLASS AND GO SHOOTHEROIN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM.
WHATEVER ! I RAN FORCONGRESS AND WON.
THEN I HAD SEXWITH AN INTERN,
KILLED HERAND HID HER BODY.
WHATEVER !I'LL DO WHAT I WANT !
I Do What I Want!
Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys talk Butters into pretending he has Chin Balls.x CLOSE
The real freaks discus their hatred of fakers.x CLOSE
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.x CLOSE
Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.x CLOSE
Butters gets some chin-balls.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get his mom to go on the Maury Povich show with him.x CLOSE
The freaks want Butters to join their protest.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to upstage Maury's other guests.x CLOSE
Butter gets further into the freak strike.x CLOSE
Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.x CLOSE