THESE MOMS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOWITH THEIR OUT-OF-CONTROL KIDS.
YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLSSO WHORISH ON OUR SHOW
THAT IT BORDERS ONCHILD PORNOGRAPHY !
WE'RE HERETALKING WITH MOMS
WHO THINK THEIR CHILDRENARE OUT OF CONTROL.
NOW, VANESSA HERE SAYS THAT HER13-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER VANITY
IS ALREADY DOING DRUGS ANDHAVING SEX WITH OLDER MEN.
( sobbing )
( audience )WHOA...
VANESSA, WHAT DOESVANITY SAY TO YOU
WHEN YOU TELL HER TODO HER HOMEWORK ?
SHE SAYSSHE HATES ME.
SHE CALLS ME RETARD.
THEN SHE SAYS MY COOZEIS ALL DRIED UP
AND NOBODY WANTS IT.
WELL, LET'SBRING HER OUT.
HERE'S VANITY !
( audience booing )
YOU ( bleeping ) ( bleep )SUCKERS DON'T KNOW ( bleep ).
( bleep ) YOU !
WOW, VANITY, YOU ARE REALLYAN OUT-OF-CONTROL TEEN.
MAURY ! MAURY !
MAURY, MY MOM DON'TKNOW ( bleep ).
YOU CAN AX HER.
I AX ALL MY HOMIESIF THEY BE DOWN WITH IT.
Y'KNOW, IT'S ALLGOOD, ( bleep ).
( booing )
( bleep ) YOU,( bleep ) SUCKERS !
JEEZ, THAT GIRLIS PISSED OFF.
OKAY, CARTMAN FAMILY,YOU'RE ON IN TWO MINUTES.
Why can't you justlisten to me and love me ?
Shut up !
Shut the ( bleep ) up,you dried up skank !
I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOTLIKE THAT, POOPSY-KINS.
BUT IF I'M NOT THE MOSTOUT-OF-CONTROL TEEN
I MIGHT NOT WINTHE PRIZE.
EXCUSE ME, I WANT TOMAKE A QUICK CHANGE.
WHERE'S WARDROBE ?
SECOND DOORON THE RIGHT.
Out of Control
Cartman wants to upstage Maury's other guests.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys talk Butters into pretending he has Chin Balls.x CLOSE
The real freaks discus their hatred of fakers.x CLOSE
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.x CLOSE
Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.x CLOSE
Butters gets some chin-balls.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get his mom to go on the Maury Povich show with him.x CLOSE
The freaks want Butters to join their protest.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to upstage Maury's other guests.x CLOSE
Butter gets further into the freak strike.x CLOSE
Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.x CLOSE