NOT ONLY DID YOU LIE TO US
AND SAY YOU WERE ON A CAMPINGTRIP WITH KYLE'S FAMILY,
YOU MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELFAND US ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
I'M SORRY, MOM.
WELL, SORRY ISN'T GONNAMAKE IT THIS TIME, MISTER.
Y'KNOW, YOUR GRANDMOTHER SAWTHE SHOW AND HAD A MILD STROKE.
OH GEE, I DIDN'T MEANTO ALMOST KILL GRANDMA.
I PROMISE I'LL NEVERGO ON TV
WITH BALLSON MY CHIN AGAIN.
UH ! YOU BETTER BELIEVEYOU WON'T, BUSTER.
YOUR FATHER AND IHAVE TO LEAVE NOW
TO VISIT GRANDMAIN THE HOSPITAL.
BUT YOU CAN JUST TAKETHOSE BALLS OFF YOUR CHIN
AND MARCH RIGHT UPTO YOUR ROOM.
SERVES ME RIGHT.
PUTTING BALLS ON MY CHINAND LYING ABOUT IT.
WHY, I SHOULD BE GROUNDEDFOR A MONTH.
WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS ?WHY CAN'T I BEHAVE MYSELF ?
( phone rings )
HEY, BUTTERS, THOSE OTHERFREAK PEOPLE FROM THE SHOW
WERE JUST OVER HERELOOKING FOR YOU.
OH JESUS !THEY WERE ?
YEAH, THEY WANTED TOFIND YOU BAD.
OHH, GOD,WHAT'D YOU TELL THEM ?
I TOLD THEMWHERE TO FIND YOU.
WHAT, WHY THE HECKWOULD YOU DO THAT ?
THEY WANNA KILL ME FORNOT BEING A REAL FREAK.
WELL, SERVES YOU RIGHTFOR SCREWING US OVER.
OH JESUS, NO.
THEY'VE COME TOBOIL ME ALIVE,
JUST LIKE LOBSTER BOY.
I GOTTA GETOUT OF HERE.
WAIT, I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE,I'M GROUNDED.
OH CHRIST,WHAT A PICKLE.
( doorbell )
( Butters squeals )
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE ?
I THINK HE'S UP HERE.
OH, HELLO, FOLKS,WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ?
THERE YOU ARE, BOY-WITH-BALLS-ON-HIS-CHIN.
WE'VE GOT BIG NEWS--THE UNION IS STRIKING.
THE UNION ?
OH, THAT'S WHY YOU CAME ?
WE'RE TIRED OF OURCRAPPY PRIZES,
SO THE UNION PRESIDENT,
HAS TOLD US TOROUND EVERYONE UP.
I CAN'T FREAK-STRIKE, FELLAS,I'M GROUNDED.
GROUNDED FOR WHAT ?
FOR HAVING BALLS ON MY--I MEAN, NOTHING.
I'M NOT GROUNDED.
GOOD, THEN YOU CANMARCH WITH US.
FREAKS OF THE WORLDUNITE !
The freaks want Butters to join their protest.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys talk Butters into pretending he has Chin Balls.x CLOSE
The real freaks discus their hatred of fakers.x CLOSE
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.x CLOSE
Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.x CLOSE
Butters gets some chin-balls.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get his mom to go on the Maury Povich show with him.x CLOSE
The freaks want Butters to join their protest.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to upstage Maury's other guests.x CLOSE
Butter gets further into the freak strike.x CLOSE
Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.x CLOSE