( TV announcer )Today on The Maury Povich Show:
These poor,unfortunate people
all have horribledisfigurements.
And we won't believehow we exploit them
for your amusement !
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.
( garbled speech )
HEY, KENNY !
( garbled )
NOW, GOSH DARN IT, FELLAS,MY NAME'S NOT KENNY.
AND I'M NOT GONNA WEARTHIS COAT ANYMORE NEITHER.
I SHOULD BE ABLE TOBE YOU GUYS' FRIEND
WITHOUT WEARINGKENNY'S OLD COAT.
BE QUIET, NOT-KENNY, THE MAURYPOVICH FREAK SHOW IS ON.
OH, ALL RIGHT THEN.
Our next guestis a little girl
who was born withouta midsection.
Please welcomeDamla Jones.
( applause )
AH, SICK, DUDE !
YOU'RE A VERY BRAVELITTLE GIRL,
AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.
CAN YOU TELL THE AUDIENCEHOW MISERABLE YOUR LIFE IS ?
AH, YES, IT IS.
HA HA,YOU'RE A CUTIE.
DO THE OTHER KIDS AT SCHOOLSOMETIMES MAKE FUN OF YOU ?
DO PEOPLE SOMETIMESSTARE AT YOU ?
DO THEY GO, "OH GROSS,WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING ?"
I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, YOUR MOMMY TOLD USYOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC.
WELL, GUESS WHAT, DAMLA,
WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOUA $300 GIFT CERTIFICATE
TO CD WORL IN TORRANCE.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,STAY TUNED,
BECAUSE NEXT WE'REGONNA MEET A WOMAN
WHOSE HEAD WAS SMASHED INON A LOGGER.
AND WE'RE GONNAGIVE HER A MAKEOVER !
THIS IS TERRIBLE, DUDE.
MAURY POVICH PARADES THESEPEOPLE ON HIS SHOW LIKECARNIVAL FREAKS.
THEN GIVES THEM PRIZES ATTHE END AS IF TO JUSTIFY IT.
WHAT A DICK.
Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys talk Butters into pretending he has Chin Balls.x CLOSE
The real freaks discus their hatred of fakers.x CLOSE
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.x CLOSE
Maury Povich exploits people with horrible disfigurements.x CLOSE
Butters gets some chin-balls.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get his mom to go on the Maury Povich show with him.x CLOSE
The freaks want Butters to join their protest.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to upstage Maury's other guests.x CLOSE
Butter gets further into the freak strike.x CLOSE
Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.x CLOSE