NO, LINDA, BECAUSEYOU CAN'T NOW SAY
THAT THE ABDUCTORWAS COSTA RICAN.
YOU HAVE TO LEARN TOKEEP IT STRAIGHT !
I CAN'T KEEP ITSTRAIGHT
WHEN YOU KEEP INVENTINGNEW PARTS TO THE STORY !
HEY, DON'T FORGET THATI'M COVERING FOR YOU !
DON'T FORGET YOUR LIESSTARTED ALL THIS.
MY LIES MAY HAVEBEEN DECEITFUL,
BUT YOUR LIES COVER UPSOMETHING MUCH MORE HORRIBLE
THAN ANYTHING I EVER DID.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY !
NOT NOW, BUTTERS.
OH, ALL RIGHT THEN.
OH, BUTTERS.I DON'T BELIEVE IT !
I'M SORRY, THE CAR JUSTROLLED INTO THE LAKE
AND THEN FLOATED ALL THE WAYDOWN THE RIVER.
OH, MY BABY'S BACK !
I AIN'T GROUNDED,AM I ?
NO, NO, BUTTERS.
OH, SON, WE'RE--
OH, WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU TOTELL A LITTLE WHITE LIE
ABOUT WHERE YOU'VE BEEN,THOUGH, ALL RIGHT ?
DARLING, YOU'RE GONNAHAVE TO SAY
YOU DON'T KNOWHOW YOU GOT HOME.
NO, YOU HAVE TO SAY THATA PUERTO RICAN MAN
DROPPED YOU OFF.
OH, WHO'S GOING TO BELIEVEHE WOULD JUST DROP HIM OFF ?
HEY, YOU SHOULD STOPTHE HOLLERING,
IT'S YOUR ANNIVERSARY.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHOMADE UP THE STUFF
ABOUT THE PUERTORICAN, IDIOT !
STOP IT,MOM AND DAD.
WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE THATCOULDN'T BACK IT UP
WITH A DESCRIPTION,STUPID !
NOW, GOSH DARN IT,YOU LISTEN HERE !
NOW, I AM SICK OF THESE HARMLESSLIES AND LITTLE WHITE LIES.
Y'KNOW, YOU CAN CALL A SHOVELAN ICE CREAM MACHINE,
BUT IT'S STILL A SHOVEL,MOM AND DAD.
AND YOU CAN CALL A LIEWHATEVER YOU WANT
BUT IT'S STILL A NO-GOODSTINKIN' LIE.
AND WHEN YOU START COVERING UPONE LIE WITH ANOTHER LIE,
WHY, THAT'S WHEN YOU GETINTO REAL TROUBLE.
BOY, I, I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ITUP TO HERE WITH YOU TWO.
YOU'RE AS RIGHT AS RAIN.
YOU SURE ARE.
I AIN'T IN TROUBLE FORHOLLERING AT YOU, AM I ?
NO, BUTTERS, YOU'RE THE BESTSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD
AND I'M SO HAPPYYOU'RE ALIVE.
WELL, I'M HAPPYYOU'RE ALIVE TOO, MOM.
SO NOW CAN WEGO TO BENNIGAN'S ?
YOU BET, SON.
BUT MOMMY AND DADDY HAVESOMETHING THEY HAVE TO DO FIRST.
Butters' parents fight over how to explain Butters' return.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Butters' dad chats with him about lies.x CLOSE
Butters' mom threatens to kill herself.x CLOSE
The Stotches come clean about their horrible secrets and lies.x CLOSE
It's the Butters Show! He's even got his very own theme song.x CLOSE
Butters reports on his father's gay night out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom goes mad and paints the house three times.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is caught with his wiener out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom takes him for a drive in the lake.x CLOSE
Butters' mom describes the Puerto Rican guy that took her son.x CLOSE
Butters loves Bennigan's; the trucker hates Butters.x CLOSE