WHAT CAN I DOFOR YA ?
I HAVE TO GETTO SOUTH PARK.
IF YOU GIVE ME A RIDE
I CAN PAY YOU THE $4I MADE AT THE TITTY BAR.
SORRY, WIFE TOOK THE CAR TOESTES PARK FOR THE WEEKEND.
WON'T BE BACK UNTIL SUNDAY.
I CAN GIVE YOU A RIDEALL RIGHT, MOM,SUNDAY IF YOU LIKE.
I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL SUNDAY.
I'M EATING WITH MY FAMILYAT BENNIGAN'S TOMORROW.
WELL THEN, LOOKS LIKEYOU'RE WALKING.
WILL I EVENTUALLYGET TO SOUTH PARK
IF I FOLLOW THIS ROAD ?
THAT ROAD LEADSTO CONIFER.
YOU WANNA GOTO SOUTH PARK
YOU GOTTA GODOWN THAT ROAD.
OF COURSE I AIN'T NEVER SEENANYONE GO UP THAT ROAD.
SIX YEARS AGO A GROUP OF CAMPERSWENT UP THERE AND GOT LOST.
HAD TO EAT EACH OTHERTO STAY ALIVE.
USED TO BE THE WAY TOTHE O'REILLY HOUSE.
HE BUTCHERED OVER50 CHILDREN
AND KEPT THEIR BODIESIN THE CELLAR.
BUT YOU SHOULD FIND AN OLDBRIDGE ABOUT HALFWAY UP.
THAT BRIDGE ISCURSED, Y'KNOW.
THEY BUILT IT WITH THE BONESOF 200 CHINESE LABORERS
WHO WERE MASSACRED IN '34.
YEAH, A LOT OF HISTORYON THAT ROAD.
WELL, IT'S MY PARENTS'ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW
AND THEY'RE GONNA BE AWFUL SADIF I'M NOT THERE WITH THEM.
WELL, GOOD LUCK THEN.
OR IS SOUTH PARKDOWN THAT ROAD ?
Down That Road
Butters braves a haunted bridge to get back to South Park.
Butters' dad chats with him about lies.x CLOSE
Butters' mom threatens to kill herself.x CLOSE
The Stotches come clean about their horrible secrets and lies.x CLOSE
It's the Butters Show! He's even got his very own theme song.x CLOSE
Butters reports on his father's gay night out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom goes mad and paints the house three times.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is caught with his wiener out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom takes him for a drive in the lake.x CLOSE
Butters' mom describes the Puerto Rican guy that took her son.x CLOSE
Butters loves Bennigan's; the trucker hates Butters.x CLOSE