TOM, I'M STANDINGIN FRONT OF THE HOME
OF CHRIS AND LINDA STOTCH.
THEY'RE LIVING EVERY PARENT'SNIGHTMARE RIGHT NOW
AS LAST NIGHT,
WHILE MRS. STOTCH WAS DRIVINGWITH HER SON IN THE CAR,
A MAN STOPPED HER,PUT A GUN TO HER HEAD
AND TOOK HER SON AWAY.
WHEN ASKED WHO THE MAN WAS,MS. STOTCH REPLIED,
"SOME PUERTO RICAN GUY."
NATURALLY, THE POLICE AREON AN ALL-OUT MANHUNT
FOR SOMEPUERTO RICAN GUY.
LOOKS LIKE THE PARENTS ARE ABOUTTO MAKE A STATEMENT, TOM.
MRS. STOTCH,MRS. STOTCH !
ANY WORD YET FROM THE MANWHO TOOK YOUR SON ?
NO, NO, NOT YET.
BUT IF YOU'RE OUT THERE,WE BEG YOU.
WE JUST WANT OUR BABYRETURNED SAFELY BACK TO US.
MRS. STOTCH, WHAT DID THEKIDNAPPER LOOK LIKE ?
WAS HE TALL, SHORT ?
HE WAS... AVERAGEPUERTO RICAN HEIGHT.
PLEASE, JUST BRING OURBABY BACK TO ME.
THAT'S ME !
Some Puerto Rican Guy
Butters' mom describes the Puerto Rican guy that took her son.
Butters' dad chats with him about lies.x CLOSE
Butters' mom threatens to kill herself.x CLOSE
The Stotches come clean about their horrible secrets and lies.x CLOSE
It's the Butters Show! He's even got his very own theme song.x CLOSE
Butters reports on his father's gay night out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom goes mad and paints the house three times.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is caught with his wiener out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom takes him for a drive in the lake.x CLOSE
Butters' mom describes the Puerto Rican guy that took her son.x CLOSE
Butters loves Bennigan's; the trucker hates Butters.x CLOSE