WHEN TEACHER SAID I HAD TOSHARE MY FINGER PAINTS,
BECAUSE I'D BEENSHARING THEM ALL ALONG.
BUTTERS, YOU KNOWTHAT MOMMY LOVES YOU
AN AWFUL LOT, DON'T YOU ?
WELL, SURE I DO, MOM,I LOVE YOU, TOO.
AND SOMETIMESMOMMIES DO THINGS
THAT SEEM HURTFULTO THEIR BABIES,
BUT IT'S REALLYFOR THE BEST.
YOU MEAN LIKE THE TIME YOUWASHED MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP
FOR SAYING "NUT SACK"IN FRONT OF GRANDMA.
YEAH, I NEED TOBEHAVE MYSELF.
IF A MOMMY HAS TOEND HER LIFE
SHE CAN'T LET HER BABYALONE IN THE WORLD
TO BE RAISED BYA SICK PERVERT.
WELL, SURE, THAT MAKES SENSEI SUPPOSE, YEAH.
HEY, DID YOU SEEMY MITTENS ANYWHERE ?
IT'S COLD OUT HERE.
I'M GOING TO GET OUT OFTHE CAR NOW, BUTTERS.
I WANT YOU TO STAY PUT WITHYOUR SEATBELT FASTENED.
OH, WELL,ALL RIGHT, MOM.
Y'KNOW, I THINK THE CARMIGHT BE MOVING, MOM.
YEP, I'M PRETTY SURETHE CAR'S MOVING.
LOOKS LIKE I'M HEADINGFOR THE WATER.
SHH, SHH,IT'S OKAY, BABY.
MOMMY WILL BEWITH YOU VERY SOON.
WELL, I THINK--
YEP, IT LOOKS LIKE THE CAR'SFILL UP WITH WATER, YEAH.
♪ EVERYONE KNOWSIT'S BUTTERS ♪
THAT'S ME !
"DEAR BASTARD HUSBAND."
Butters' mom takes him for a drive in the lake.
Butters' dad chats with him about lies.x CLOSE
Butters' mom threatens to kill herself.x CLOSE
The Stotches come clean about their horrible secrets and lies.x CLOSE
It's the Butters Show! He's even got his very own theme song.x CLOSE
Butters reports on his father's gay night out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom goes mad and paints the house three times.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is caught with his wiener out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom takes him for a drive in the lake.x CLOSE
Butters' mom describes the Puerto Rican guy that took her son.x CLOSE
Butters loves Bennigan's; the trucker hates Butters.x CLOSE