HMM, DAD'S GOINGTO SEE A MOVIE.
( bell rings )
( buzzer )
"WHITE SWALLOWBATH HOUSE."
♪ EVERYONE KNOWSIT'S BUTTERS ♪
THAT'S ME !
I'M BACK, MA.
OH, HI, SWEETIE.
DID YOU GET TO FOLLOWYOUR DAD AROUND ?
I SURE DID.
DAD SURE HADA NICE NIGHT OUT.
WELL, DID YOU SEE WHAT HEGOT ME FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY ?
WELL, FIRST HE WENT TOSEE A MOVIE.
A MOVIE, HUH ?
I WONDER WHY HE'D WANNASEE A MOVIE BY HIMSELF.
I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT WASN'T THEMOVIE THEATER AT THE MALL.
IT WAS THAT REALLYOLD THEATER DOWNTOWN.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWIT WAS OPEN.
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT WASTHE MOVIE CALLED ?
"FISTING FIREMEN 9."
I'VE NEVER SEENONE THROUGH EIGHT.
OH MY GOD.
IT MUST'VE BEEN A REALSHORT MOVIE THOUGH,
BECAUSE DAD CAME OUTLIKE 10 MINUTES LATER.
IT MUST'VE BEENA SAD FILM TOO
BECAUSE HE HAD A BUNCH OFTISSUE PAPER WITH HIM
WHEN HE CAME OUT.
POOR OL' DAD, MOVIEREALLY GOT TO HIM.
BUTTERS, WHERE DID DADDYGO AFTER THE MOVIE ?
TO THE GYM.
TO THE GYM ?
YEAH, THE WHITE SWALLOW SPA.
YUP, HE WENT THEREAND HE WRESTLED
WITH ALL KIND OF GUYS.
HE WASN'T TOO GOOD THOUGH.
THIS ONE BLACK GUYHAD HIM PINNED DOWN
FOR 15 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
BUTTERS, ARE YOUSURE ABOUT THIS ?
YOU HAVE TO BEABSOLUTELY SURE.
INSPECTOR BUTTERSGETS ALL THE FACTS.
I EVEN GOT SOMENEATO PICTURES.
THE ONLY THINGI CAN'T FIGURE OUT
IS WHY DAD TOLD YOU HE WAS GOINGSHOPPING FOR YOUR PRESENT
WHEN HE WAS GOING OUT SEEINGMOVIES AND WRESTLING ?
OH, DID YOU HAVEA NICE TRIP, MA ?
SEE YOU NEXT FALL.( laughs )
THAT'S ME !
Butters reports on his father's gay night out.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Butters' dad chats with him about lies.x CLOSE
Butters' mom threatens to kill herself.x CLOSE
The Stotches come clean about their horrible secrets and lies.x CLOSE
It's the Butters Show! He's even got his very own theme song.x CLOSE
Butters reports on his father's gay night out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom goes mad and paints the house three times.x CLOSE
Butters' dad is caught with his wiener out.x CLOSE
Butters' mom takes him for a drive in the lake.x CLOSE
Butters' mom describes the Puerto Rican guy that took her son.x CLOSE
Butters loves Bennigan's; the trucker hates Butters.x CLOSE