YOUNG MAN, DO YOU KNOWWHERE YOU'RE GOING ?
YEAH, I'M GONNASEE MY FRIEND
BECAUSE HE NEEDS MERIGHT NOW.
ALL RIGHT !
GO, KID,GOOD FOR YOU.
HE JUST, HE JUSTSTOPPED BREATHING.
AND IT WAS OVER.
BUT... I DIDN'TGET TO SEE HIM.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALKYLE, I DIDN'T GETTO SAY GOOD-BYE.
DID HE SAY ANYTHINGBEFORE HE WENT ?
HE JUST SAID...
"WHERE'S STAN ?"
AND SO, WE WILLALL MISS KENNY--
HIS PLAYFUL LAUGHTER,HIS INNOCENT SMILE.
BUT WE WILL NEVER FORGET THATIT WAS BECAUSE OF BRAVE KENNY
THAT STEM CELL RESEARCH WASALLOWED TO CONTINUE.
I LET KENNY DOWN.
I'M HIS WORSTF-F-FRIEND.
YOU GUYS, COME QUICK !
WHAT, CARTMAN ?
IT'S-- WHY, IT'S AMIRACLE, YOU GUYS !!
WHAT, CARTMAN,WHAT'S HAPPENED ?
I PUT THE STEM CELLS FROMALL THE FETUSES I HAD
NEXT TO SHAKEY'S.
AND THEY ARE REPLICATINGA NEW SHAKEY'S.
IT WORKED !
THIS WHOLE TIME
YOU WERE JUST USINGKENNY'S ILLNESS
TO LIFT THE BAN ONSTEM CELL RESEARCH
SO YOU COULD SELLYOUR STUPID FETUSES ?
STUPID FETUSES ?!IT'S MY OWN SHAKEY'S.
I ACTUALLY HUGGED YOU.
I HELD YOU IN MY ARMSAND CRIED WITH YOU.
I FIGURE I ONLY NEED 100OR SO MORE ABORTED BABIES
AND I CAN FINISH UPTHE KITCHEN.
AHH, KYLE !
HEY, I WASN'T KENNY'SWORST F-F-FRIEND.
Worst Friend Ever
Kenny dies and Cartman makes his own Shakey's Pizza out of stem cells.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.x CLOSE
Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.x CLOSE
Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.x CLOSE
Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman learns about stem cells.x CLOSE
The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.x CLOSE
Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.x CLOSE
Cartman moves Congress to stand and sing an Asia song.x CLOSE