The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.

The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.

A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.

Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.

When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

Cartman inherits one million dollars.

The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.

There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.

When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.

The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.

Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.

Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.

Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.

Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.

Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.

Cartman learns about stem cells.

The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.

Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.