HELLO THERE, CHILDREN.
HOW'S IT GOING ?
YEAH, THINGS HAVEBEEN BETTER, HUH ?
WHY WOULD GOD LET KENNYDIE, CHEF, WHY ?
KENNY'S MY F-F-FRIEND.
WHY CAN'T GOD TAKE SOMEONEELSE'S F-F-FRIEND ?
STAN, SOMETIMES GODTAKES THOSE CLOSEST TO US
BECAUSE IT MAKES HIMFEEL BETTER ABOUT HIMSELF.
HE'S A VERYVENGEFUL GOD, STAN.
HE'S ALL PISSED OFFABOUT SOMETHING WE DID
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.
HE JUST CAN'T GET OVER IT.
SO HE DOESN'T CAREWHO HE TAKES.
CHILDREN, PUPPIES--IT DON'T MATTER TO HIM.
SO LONG AS IT MAKES US SAD.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
THEN WHY DOES GOD GIVE USANYTHING TO START WITH ?
WELL, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
IF YOU WANT TO MAKEA BABY CRY,
FIRST YOU GIVE IT A LOLLIPOP,THEN YOU TAKE IT AWAY.
IF YOU NEVER GIVE ITA LOLLIPOP TO BEGIN WITH
THEN YOU WOULD HAVENOTHING TO CRY ABOUT.
THAT'S LIKE GOD,
WHO GIVES US LIFEAND LOVE AND HELP
JUST SO HE CAN TEAR ITALL AWAY AND MAKE US CRY.
SO HE CAN DRINK THESWEET MILK OF OUR TEARS.
YOU SEE,IT'S OUR TEARS, STAN,
THAT GIVE GODHIS GREAT POWER.
I THINK I UNDERSTAND.
Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.
Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.x CLOSE
Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.x CLOSE
Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.x CLOSE
Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman learns about stem cells.x CLOSE
The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.x CLOSE
Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.x CLOSE
Cartman moves Congress to stand and sing an Asia song.x CLOSE