COME ON, JACK, YOU GOTTA BEABLE TO OFFER ME MORE THAN THAT.
YES, I REALIZE THERE'S A BANON STEM CELL RESEARCH,
BUT I'VE GOT 30 SOME-ODDHUMAN FETUSES IN MY BACKYARD.
I'M SURE THERE'S OTHER RESEARCHYOUR COMPANY CAN DO WITH THEM.
YOU'LL TAKE ONE ?
OKAY, HOW MUCH FOR ONE ?
OH, JACK, YOU'RE BREAKINGMY BALLS HERE, JACK.
HELLO, IS THIS CAPTAIN BLY'sSEAFOOD RESTAURANT ?
YEAH, HI, I'VE GOTA SHIPMENT OF ABOUT 31
OF THE MOST SUCCULENT SHRIMPFROM THE WEST INDIES.
THESE ARE KILLERSHRIMP, GARY,
YOUR CUSTOMERSARE GONNA LOVE 'EM.
WHAT KIND OF PRICE ARE YOUPAYING FOR SHRIMP ?
OH, GARY, YOU'RE BREAKINGMY BALLS, GARY.
HOW ABOUT 10AND A QUARTER ?
BALLS, GARY,BREAKING THEM.
ALL RIGHT,I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
SWEETIE, YOUR FRIENDSARE DOWNSTAIRS.
THEY NEED TO SEE YOU.
NOT NOW, MOM, I'VE ONLYUNLOADED THREE "FETAE",
I'VE GOTTA SELL THE RESTBEFORE THEY SPOIL.
THEY SAYIT'S AN EMERGENCY.
ARE YOU THROUGH DATABASINGTHE CLIENTELE SHEET ?
ALL RIGHT, WELL,YOU GOTTA TAKE OVER
THE TELEMARKETINGFOR A BIT.
JUST REMEMBERWHAT I TAUGHT YOU
AND FOLLOW PROTOCOL.
THE NEXT NUMBER TO TRYIS ON THE LIST.
HELLO, IS THIS MR. THOMPSONWITH ANATOMY RESEARCH ?
YES, HELLO, SIR.
WE HAVE A SURPLUSOF UNBORN FETUSES
THAT WE THINK YOU COULD USEFOR DISSECTION STUDY.
UH-HUH, HOW MUCH ARE YOUPAY FOR THAT ?
YOU'RE BREAKING MY BALLS.
I SAID YOU'RE BREAKINGMY BALLS, MR. THOMPSON.
Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.x CLOSE
Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.x CLOSE
Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.x CLOSE
Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman learns about stem cells.x CLOSE
The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.x CLOSE
Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.x CLOSE
Cartman moves Congress to stand and sing an Asia song.x CLOSE