ARE DITCHINGSCHOOL AGAIN.
YEAH, THEY'RE GONNAGET BUSTED AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT, CLASS,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.
NOW, BEFORE WE GET STARTED,STAN AND KYLE,
THE PRINCIPAL NEEDS TOSEE YOU IN HER OFFICE.
THE PRINCIPAL,OH, COME ON !
WE DON'T KNOW WHERECARTMAN IS, MISS CHOKSONDIK.
SHE NEEDS TO SEE YOU NOW.
AH, MAN,HERE WE GO AGAIN.
USE THE JEWAS A SCAPEGOAT.
WAIT, WHAT'SGOING ON HERE ?
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE
WHY CARTMAN ISDITCHING SCHOOL,
BUT IT HAS SOMETHINGTO DO WITH ABORTIONS.
THAT'S ALL WE KNOW.
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGWRONG, BOYS,
WE JUST NEEDTO TALK TO YOU.
HAVE A SEAT.
YOUR LITTLE FRIEND KENNY WENT TOTHE HOSPITAL LAST NIGHT, M'KAY.
AND, WELL,HE'S PRETTY SICK.
KENNY'S SICK ?
WELL, HOW SICK ?
CHILDREN, KENNYHAS BEEN DIAGNOSED
WITH A TERMINAL DISEASE.
BUT, THE DOCTORS ARE GONNAMAKE HIM BETTER, RIGHT ?
MOM, THAT'S WHATHOSPITALS ARE FOR.
THEY CAN MAKE HIMBETTER.
THEY DON'TTHINK SO, STANLEY.
YOUR FRIEND IS TERMINALLY ILLAND THAT MEANS...
WELL, SON, THAT MEANS HE'S GOINGTO BE GOING TO HEAVEN SOON.
WAIT, KENNY'SGOING TO DIE ?
HE MIGHT, KYLE.
BUT, HE'S OURF-F-F-FRIEND.
WE KNOW, AND THAT'S WHYHE'S GONNA NEED YOU BOYS
TO BE STRONG FOR HIM, M'KAY.
HE NEEDS YOU NOWMORE THAN EVER.
NO, THIS CAN'T HAPPEN.
KENNY CAN'T DIE !
KENNY CAN'T DIE !
Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.x CLOSE
Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.x CLOSE
Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.x CLOSE
Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman learns about stem cells.x CLOSE
The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.x CLOSE
Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.x CLOSE
Cartman moves Congress to stand and sing an Asia song.x CLOSE