YEAH, THAT WASPRETTY GOOD.
OH DUDE,THERE GOES ONE.
ALL RIGHT !ALL RIGHT !
( coughing )
YOU'VE HAD THAT COUGH A WHILE,KENNY, YOU OKAY ?
( garbled )
HEY, FELLAS,HEY, FELLAS !
WHAT, BUTTERS ?
ERIC SAYS YOU GOTTA COMETO HIS HOUSE RIGHT AWAY.
TELL HIM WE'RE BUSY.
OH, WELL, HE KNEWYOU'D SAY THAT
SO HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THATYOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS.
WHAT, DID HE LOSE100 POUNDS ?
YEAH, YEAH, HE KNEWYOU'D SAY THAT TOO
SO HE SAID TO SAY,"UP YOUR ASS, JEW."
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GOSEE WHAT HE WANTS.
OH, IT'S ALL STICKY.
ALL RIGHT, CARTMAN,WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT
YOU HAD TO PULL US AWAY FROMLIGHTING COW CRAP ON FIRE ?
OH, YOU GUYS, YOU'RENOT GONNA BELIEVE IT.
GUESS WHAT I HAVESITTING IN MY BACKYARD.
A TRAMPOLINE ?
A BOAT ?
A F--KING MACHINE ?
WELL, WHAT,CARTMAN ?
33 ABORTED FETUSES.
MINT CONDITION,TAX FREE.
CARTMAN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUDOING WITH ABORTED FETUSES ?
I'M LEAVING, RIGHT NOW.
OH, I GUESS YOU DON'TWATCH THE NEWS, KYLE.
YOU'VE NEVER WATCHEDTHE NEWS, FAT-ASS.
AND WHAT THE HELL DOES THATHAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING ?
STEM CELLS, NUMB NUTS.
STEM CELLS ?
OH, AND WHAT DO YOU KNOWABOUT STEM CELLS ?
WHAT THE HECK ARESTEM CELLS ?
THEY'RE CELLS THATCOME FROM FETUSES.
AND SOME RESEARCH SHOWSTHAT THEY COULD BE USED
TO TREAT DISEASES.
IT'S BEEN PROVEN, JEW !
I SAW IT ON"3-2-1 CONTACT".
WITH ALL THE RESEARCHTHAT'S GOING ON
STEM CELLS ARE WORTH THREE TIMESTHEIR WEIGHT IN GOLD.
WHAT I HAVE IN MY BACKYARDIS AN ABORTED TREASURE CHEST.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
( coughing )
FINE, I DON'T NEEDYOU ASSHOLES !
I CAN SELL THESE FETUSESALL ON MY OWN !
33 Aborted Fetuses
Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.x CLOSE
Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.x CLOSE
Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.x CLOSE
Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.x CLOSE
Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.x CLOSE
Cartman learns about stem cells.x CLOSE
The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.x CLOSE
Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.x CLOSE
Cartman moves Congress to stand and sing an Asia song.x CLOSE