Y'KNOW, OPRAH WINFREY ISBUILDING A HOUSE UP ON CANNON,
AND SOME SNOOP DOGGY DOO DOOBUILT A GIGANTIC PLACE ON MAIN.
YEP, THERE GOESTHE NEIGHBORHOOD.
THAT'S THE FIFTH FAMILY OF THEMTHAT'S MOVED HERE.
SEEMS LIKEALL OF A SUDDEN
SOUTH PARK IS BEINGOVERRUN BY THOSE TYPES.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOUSAYING ?
WHAT TYPES ?
YOU KNOW, THOSE TYPES--
I DON'T TAKE KINDLYTO RICH FOLK !
NEITHER DOES NED.
I REMEMBERBACK IN THE DAY
RICH FOLK WEREN'TALLOWED IN SOUTH PARK.
NOW THEY'RE MOVING HEREIN DROVES !
THEY'RE GONNA BE SENDINGTHEIR KIDS TO OUR SCHOOLS
AND MIXING THEM WITH OURPURE, NON-RICH KIDS.
OH YEAH,AND IT WON'T BE LONG
BEFORE THEY DRIVE ALL OF USPOOR, UNDERACHIEVING PEOPLE
OUT OF TOWN WITH INFLATEDREAL ESTATE COSTS.
DAMN, I HATE THEMSTUPID RICHERS.
YEAH, HEY, RICH GUY !HEY, RICHIE RICH !
YEAH, I'M TALKINGTO YOU, RICHER.
WHAT'S IN THEHUGE BOX, RICHER,
YOUR CHECKBOOK ?
( laughter )
YEAH, HOW MANYRICH PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE
TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB ?
THEY CAN HIRE PEOPLETO DO IT FOR THEM !
YEAH, HEY HEY--
YOU GUYS KNOW WHY RICHERSHAVE SUCH BIG GARAGES ?
'CAUSE THEY NEED A PLACEFOR ALL THEIR PORSCHES
AND BOATS ANDAIRCRAFT CARRIERS.
( laughter )
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,CASH-CHUCKER.
GO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR$2 MILLION HOUSE.
( laughing alone )
I GUESS WE SHOWED THEM.
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
AND LET'S PUT ANOTHERPOOL OVER THERE.
TOKEN, THESE ARE OPRAH'SNEARLY-ADOPTED CHILDREN,
DOMINIQUE AND ZIZI.
AH, AND THESE AREPUFF DADDY'S KIDS--
P. DIDDY MINI,P. POOFY BITE-SIZE
AND PUFFA DIDDY DIDDYPUFF PUN SIZE.
WOW, MY PLAN TO GET RICH PEOPLEHERE SURE DID WORK.
HEY, I GOT A GREAT IDEA !
LET'S ALL PACK SOME LUNCHESAND GO SLEDDING.
OH NO, WE'REGOING SHOPPING.
SHOPPING !SHOPPING !
YES, COME, TOKEN.
WE'RE ALL GOING TOHEAD DOWN TO THE MALL
AND BUY SOME OFTHE STORES.
OH, ALL RIGHT THEN.
South Park is furious over the integration of rich people into their town.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith move to South Park with their kids.x CLOSE
The locals scare off the rich people.x CLOSE
Token meets Aslan, the head lion.x CLOSE
The students give Token a guilt trip about his rich family.x CLOSE
Token tells his parents that he wishes they weren't so rich.x CLOSE
Token's parents take him to J-Mart.x CLOSE
The Smith kids are richer than Token.x CLOSE
Will Smith gets Snoop Dogg to come to South Park.x CLOSE
South Park is furious over the integration of rich people into their town.x CLOSE
The locals try to intimidate the rich people out of town.x CLOSE