I CAN ADD THE MIXTUREINTO THE VOLCANO AND--
OH, PELE, GOD OF FIRE,SHOW US YOUR--
( volcano burps )
OH, IT'S ALL G-GOOEY.
OKAY, GOOD JOB, BUTTERS,YOU GET A CHECK.
THANK YOU,MISS CHOKSONDIK.
I GOT A CHECK,THAT'S LIKE A "C".
OKAY, WHOSE PROJECTSHOULD WE LOOK AT NEXT ?
HOW ABOUT... ERIC.
STAND BY, PLEASE.
NOW, ERIC !
OH, GODDAMMIT !
HA, HA !
SHUT UP, JEW !
FOR MY PROJECT I MADE A PENCIL,TAPED TO A PEN.
IN THIS WAY WE SEE THE DUALITYOF WRITING DEVICES
THAT OCCURS IN NATURE.
YOU JUST PUT THAT THINGTOGETHER, JUST NOW.
I'M GIVING YOUA CHECK MINUS.
AH ! GODDAMMIT,I HATE CHECK MINUS !
I'LL MAKE YOUEAT YOUR PARENTS.
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
ALL RIGHT, TOKEN,YOU'RE NEXT.
USING MY LAPTOPI HOOKED INTO THE INTERNET
AND FOUND A METEOROLOGYWEBSITE.
I DOWNLOADED THE DATA,
AND WITH MY DAD'SVIDEO PROJECTOR,
I CAN SHOW YOU THE GRAPH I MADEOF PREDICTABLE WEATHER PATTERNS
OVER THE NEXT THREE MONTHS.
I ALSO PRINTED OUT THE RESULTSON MY COLOR PRINTER.
HERE YOU ARE,MISS CHOKSONDIK.
VERY, VERY GOOD, TOKEN,YOU GET A CHECK PLUS.
ALL RIGHT !
OH, THAT IS SUCHBULLCRAP !
OH, ERIC, FOR THELOVE OF GOD.
NO, NO, SEE, THIS IS THEFUNDAMENTAL FLAW
WITH THE CHECK, CHECK PLUS,CHECK MINUS SYSTEM.
THE ONLY REASON TOKENWAS ABLE TO DO ALL THAT
IS BECAUSE HIS FAMILYIS RICH.
MY FAMILY ISN'T RICH.
OH, COME ON, TOKENYOUR NEW HOUSE IS
FOUR TIMES THE SIZEOF ANYONE ELSE'S IN TOWN.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL
IN THEIR LUNCH BOXES ?
YOUR FAMILYIS RICH, DUDE.BUT I--
LET'S JUST SEE WHERE TOKEN'SCLOTHES COME FROM, SHALL WE ?
OOH, ARMANI EXCHANGE.
ARMANI EXCHANGE !
ALL THE REST OF US HAVE TOBUY OUR CLOTHES AT J-MART.
HAVE YOU EVER EVEN BEENINSIDE A J-MART, TOKEN ?!
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
YEAH, DUDE,YOUR FAMILY'S SO RICH
THEY HAVE THEIR OWNPOOL TABLE.
YEAH, AND THEIR OWNSPRINKLER SYSTEM.
YOU DON'T THINKYOU'RE RICH ?
Token is Rich
The students give Token a guilt trip about his rich family.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith move to South Park with their kids.x CLOSE
The locals scare off the rich people.x CLOSE
Token meets Aslan, the head lion.x CLOSE
The students give Token a guilt trip about his rich family.x CLOSE
Token tells his parents that he wishes they weren't so rich.x CLOSE
Token's parents take him to J-Mart.x CLOSE
The Smith kids are richer than Token.x CLOSE
Will Smith gets Snoop Dogg to come to South Park.x CLOSE
South Park is furious over the integration of rich people into their town.x CLOSE
The locals try to intimidate the rich people out of town.x CLOSE