KYLE TWO,WHERE IS KYLE ?
I DON'T KNOW, MOM.
LAST TIME I SAW HIMHE WAS SLEDDING.
WHERE ON EARTHCOULD HE BE ?
YOU KNOW IT'S POSSIBLE HE JUSTWENT BACK TO CONNECTICUT.
I MEAN, MAYBE HE GOTSO WORRIED ABOUT HIS MOM
THAT HE FOUND A WAY TOGET BACK AND SEE HER.
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,KYLE TWO !
HE'S OUT PLAYINGWITH HIS NEW FRIENDS.
I'M JUST THROWING ITOUT THERE AS A POSSIBILITY.
( doorbell ringing )
I'M BACK !
I'M SORRY, YOU MUST'VEBEEN WORRIED SICK.
I GOT YOUR SLEDTANGLED UP WITH A BUS.
A BUS, REALLY ?
KYLE, WHATHAPPENED TO YOU ?!
I WAS JUST SLEDDING ANDTHEN THE NEXT THING I KNEW
MY SLED ROPE GOTTANGLED WITH A BUS.
I GOT DRAGGED FOROVER 100 MILES
BEFORE THE BUSFINALLY STOPPED FOR GAS.
I'M SORRY ABOUTYOUR SLED, KYLE.
OH NO, DON'T WORRYABOUT IT, DUDE.
YOU POOR THING !
COME UPSTAIRS AND WE'LL GET YOUOUT OF THOSE WET CLOTHES.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
MY EARS FEEL LIKETHEY'RE FROZEN OFF.
AND I THINK I HAVEA HEMORRHOID
FROM SITTING ON THESLED FOR SO LONG...
Cousin Kyle is back and battered from his sled ride.
Cartman claims he didn't know there actually were concentration camps during WWII.x CLOSE
The boys ship Cousin Kyle to Antarctica in a cargo box.x CLOSE
Cousin Kyle makes five million dollars off Mr. Garrison's failed invention.x CLOSE
Kyle and cousin Kyle meet for the first time.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison vows to come up with a better way to travel.x CLOSE
Kyle is puzzled over how he can possibly be related to his cousin Kyle.x CLOSE
Enrique Iglesias is the inspiration for Mr. Garrison's genius.x CLOSE
Kyle offers Cartman $40 to be nice to his lame cousin.x CLOSE
Cartman can't make it through class without ripping on Cousin Kyle.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has invents a new vehicle.x CLOSE