AT INCREDIBLY FAST SPEEDS
AND NOT HAVING TO GO TO THESTUPID FART-FACE AIRPORTS.
THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLE,MR. GARRISON !
IT IS INCREDIBLE,MR. HAT.
AND WHAT MAKESIT POSSIBLE IS
"IT'S" PATENTEDGYROSCOPE DESIGN.
GENTLEMEN,I GIVE YOU... "IT."
OOH !AHHH !OH !
NICE !SLEEK !
"IT" GETS OVER300 MILES TO THE GALLON
AND IS SAFELY CAPABLEOF SPEEDS OVER 200 MPH.
THIS WILL CHANGEEVERYTHING.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVETO RE-THINK CITIES.
NOW "IT" IS EASILY OPERATEDUSING FOUR FLEXI-GRIP HANDLES.
TWO OF THEMARE ON EACH SIDE.
LEFT SIDE FOR THROTTLE,RIGHT SIDE FOR STEERING.
THE THIRD FLEXIGRIP ISGENTLY INSERTED INTO THE ANUS
TO KEEP THEDRIVER IN PLACE.
THERE WE GO.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL
SO THAT SMALL SWITCHES CAN BEOPERATED WITH THE MOUTH
PUT THE FOUR TOGETHERAND WE'RE READY TO GO.
OH MY GOD !
LOOK AT IT GO !
BUT THE WAY IT WORKS,
DO YOU REALLY THINKPEOPLE WILL
GO THROUGHTHAT TO TRAVEL ?
HEY, IT STILL BEATSWHAT YOU GO THROUGH
AT THE AIRPORTS.
THAT'S TRUE.YEP.YEP !TRUE.
Mr. Garrison introduces IT to the world.
Cartman claims he didn't know there actually were concentration camps during WWII.x CLOSE
The boys ship Cousin Kyle to Antarctica in a cargo box.x CLOSE
Cousin Kyle makes five million dollars off Mr. Garrison's failed invention.x CLOSE
Kyle and cousin Kyle meet for the first time.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison vows to come up with a better way to travel.x CLOSE
Kyle is puzzled over how he can possibly be related to his cousin Kyle.x CLOSE
Enrique Iglesias is the inspiration for Mr. Garrison's genius.x CLOSE
Kyle offers Cartman $40 to be nice to his lame cousin.x CLOSE
Cartman can't make it through class without ripping on Cousin Kyle.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has invents a new vehicle.x CLOSE