KINDERGARTEN TEACHERHERBERT GARRISON
HAS APPARENTLY INVENTED A NEW VEHICLE
WHICH WILL GIVE THE AIRLINESA RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.
MR. GARRISON IS PUTTINGTHE FINAL TOUCHES
ON HIS TOP SECRET DEVICE,
WHICH HESIMPLY CALLS "IT."
SO WHAT EXACTLYIS "IT ?"
HERE WITH REPORTIS A HISPANIC MAN
WITH SOME GRAVY STAINSON HIS LAPEL.
THANKS, TOM-- OH--THANKS, TOM.
SO FAR HERBERT GARRISONHASN'T LET ANYONE
GET A LOOKAT HIS INVENTION.
HE CLAIMS THAT THE VEHICLEIS SO GENIUS AND REVOLUTIONARY
THAT IT COULD CAUSEONE'S EYES TO BLEED
IF NOT PROPERLY PREPAREDTO SEE IT.
BUT EARLIER TODAY,HBC NEWS GOT FOOTAGE
OF SOME OF THE COUNTRY'S TOPINVESTORS AND RICHEST PEOPLE
WHO HAVE BEEN INVITEDFOR A FIRST LOOK, INCLUDING:
AND YASMINE BLEETH.
THEY'RE CURIOSITY ISPIQUED TOM, AND SO IS OURS.
WHAT IS "IT" ?
WHAT DOES"IT" DO ?
AND WHEN WILL "IT" BE SOMEWHEREWHERE I CAN BUY ONE ?
REPORTING LIVEJEFF FERRRRRRNANDO, HBC NEWS.
Mr. Garrison has invents a new vehicle.
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Mr. Garrison has invents a new vehicle.x CLOSE