KYLE, WHY DON'T YOU TELL USA LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF.
OH, WELL I GREW UPIN THE CITY
I REALLY DON'TCARE FOR IT.
I COME FROMA JEWISH FAMILY
WHICH, OF COURSE,YOU ALREADY KNOW
BECAUSE KYLE'S FROMTHE SAME FAMILY.
I LIKE TO READ,AND I HAVE THESE POLYPS
ON THE BACKSOF MY HANDS.
I DON'T KNOWWHAT THEY ARE.
OH MY GOD,I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
I'M NOTGONNA MAKE IT.
OH, AND I HOPE ONE DAYTO BE AN INVESTMENT BANKER.
OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEADAND TAKE A SEAT, KYLE.
WHERE SHOULD I SIT ?
THERE'S NO PLACETO SIT DOWN HERE.
YES, UNFORTUNATELYTHE SCHOOL SEEMS TO BE
COMPLETELY OUT OFEXTRA DESKS,
SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TOSHARE WITH YOUR COUSIN.
OH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
( mouth-breathing )
NOW LET'S GET ON WITHOUR LESSON ABOUT THE--
ARE WOODEN DESKS ALLTHAT ARE AVAILABLE ?
I USUALLY PREFERTHE PLASTIC ONES
BECAUSE THESEGIVE ME SPLINTERS.
I'M SORRY KYLE YOU'LLJUST HAVE TO MAKE DO.
NOW LET'S GETBACK TO THE LES--
IS IT COLD IN HERE ?
I REALIZE WE'REIN THE MOUNTAINS,
BUT DO WE HAVE TOFREEZE TO DEATH ?
NOW KYLE I NEED YOUTO BE QUIET.
IN MY CLASS, YOU NEED TOBE ABLE TO CONCENTRATE.
CONCENTRATION IS THE KEYTO SUCCEEDING IN MY CLASS.
MAYBE WE'LL HAVE TO SEND HIMTO CONCENTRATION CAMP.
ARGH-- DAMMIT,DAMMIT, DAMMIT !
Cartman can't make it through class without ripping on Cousin Kyle.
Cartman claims he didn't know there actually were concentration camps during WWII.x CLOSE
The boys ship Cousin Kyle to Antarctica in a cargo box.x CLOSE
Cousin Kyle makes five million dollars off Mr. Garrison's failed invention.x CLOSE
Kyle and cousin Kyle meet for the first time.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison vows to come up with a better way to travel.x CLOSE
Kyle is puzzled over how he can possibly be related to his cousin Kyle.x CLOSE
Enrique Iglesias is the inspiration for Mr. Garrison's genius.x CLOSE
Kyle offers Cartman $40 to be nice to his lame cousin.x CLOSE
Cartman can't make it through class without ripping on Cousin Kyle.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has invents a new vehicle.x CLOSE