WH-WHAT IS THIS ?
MOM'S SPECIAL STEW.
SHE MAKES IT EVERY MONDAYAND I LOVE IT.
OH IS THIS BEEF ?
YEAH, DUDE,IT'S GREAT.
ACTUALLY,I-I CAN'T EAT BEEF.
I HAVE A DEGENERATIVE PROBLEMWITH MY INTESTINAL LINING
AND BEEF REALLYGIVES ME GAS.
OH, I'M SO SORRY, KYLE !
WHAT ELSE CANI FIX YOU ?
OH NO, I- I DON'TWANNA BE A BOTHER.
CAN'T I MAKE YOUSOME NICE PASTA
OR A FROZENFISH FILLET ?
WELL, SOME FISH WOULD BE GREATIF IT ISN'T TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
I'LL PUT IT IN THEMICROWAVE RIGHT AWAY.
( wheezing )
YES, KYLE TWO.
HOW AM I RELATEDTO HIM AGAIN ?
HE'S YOUR COUSIN,KYLE TWO.
I TOLD YOU ALREADY.
YEAH, BUT LIKE 1st COUSINOR DISTANT COUSIN ?
HE'S MY SISTER'S SON THATMAKES HIM YOUR 1st COUSIN.
SO WE HAVETHE SAME BLOOD !
NOW, KYLE TWO,LISTEN TO ME.
KYLE IS GOING THROUGHA TOUGH TIME IN HIS LIFE.
HIS MOTHER IS VERY SICK, ANDHE'S IN A WHOLE NEW PLACE.
HE'S GOING TORELY ON YOU
TO MAKE SURE HE FITS IN AT YOUR SCHOOL.
HOW THE HELL AM ISUPPOSE TO DO THAT ?
I'M SURE YOUR FRIENDSWILL LOVE HIM.
WHAT ABOUTCARTMAN, HUH ?
HE RIPS ON MEFOR BEING JEWISH.
HE'S GONNA TEARTHIS KID APART.
KYLE TWO, ISYOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
OH MY GOD !
I'M SURE YOUTWO WILL BECOME
GREAT FRIENDSWITH LOTS OF
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
WHAT ROOM IS HESLEEPING IN ?
WHAT'S THIS COMFORTERFILLED WITH ?
OH, IT ISN'T FILLEDWITH DOWN, IS IT ?
I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.
IT SURE IS QUIET UP HEREIN THE MOUNTAINS AND DRY TOO.
DO YOU HAVEA HUMIDIFIER ?
I DON'T THINK SO.
CAN YOU TAKE MYSTUPID GLASSES
AND PUT THEM ONTHE NIGHTSTAND ?
MAKE SURE THEY'RECLOSE BY
THAT FISH UPSET MY STOMACH,AND I MIGHT NEED THEM
IF I NEED TO GO TOTHE BATHROOM LATER ON.
( mouth-breathing )
The Same Blood
Kyle is puzzled over how he can possibly be related to his cousin Kyle.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman claims he didn't know there actually were concentration camps during WWII.x CLOSE
The boys ship Cousin Kyle to Antarctica in a cargo box.x CLOSE
Cousin Kyle makes five million dollars off Mr. Garrison's failed invention.x CLOSE
Kyle and cousin Kyle meet for the first time.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison vows to come up with a better way to travel.x CLOSE
Kyle is puzzled over how he can possibly be related to his cousin Kyle.x CLOSE
Enrique Iglesias is the inspiration for Mr. Garrison's genius.x CLOSE
Kyle offers Cartman $40 to be nice to his lame cousin.x CLOSE
Cartman can't make it through class without ripping on Cousin Kyle.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has invents a new vehicle.x CLOSE