OH, I FEEL LIKEI'VE RUN A MARATHON.
OKAY, THE 2:30 FLIGHT TOCHEYENNE HAS BOARDED.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOUDIDN'T MAKE IT.
WHAT-- WELL OF COURSE,I DIDN'T MAKE IT !
THE LINE TO CHECK INWAS TWO HOURS LONG
AND THE SECURITY LINE WASTWO HOURS MORE !
YEAH, NO PROBLEM, THOUGH.
WE'LL GET YOU ON THE 7:00amFLIGHT TOMORROW MORNING.
I CAN'T GO TOMORROWTHE JIZZFEST IS TONIGHT !
WOULD YOU LIKE A WINDOWOR AN AISLE SEAT ?
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE !
YOU KNOW, I SEEM TO REMEMBERWHEN THE AIRLINES SAID
"WE NEED A $15 BILLION BAILOUTFROM THE TAXPAYERS."
MM, OKAY, HAVE ANY OFYOUR PERSONAL ITEMS
BEEN OUT OF YOURPOSSESSION SINCE YOU LEFT ?
WELL, WE GAVE THEMTHE $15 BILLION
AND THEY FIRED THEIREMPLOYEES ANYWAY,
SO NOW WE HAVE THREE PEOPLETO CLEAR 400 PASSENGERS !
HEY, HE'S RIGHT !
OKAY, AND YOUR BAGS HAVEBEEN WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES ?
SO WHERE DIDTHAT MONEY GO ?
I'LL TELL YOUWHERE IT WENT !
IT WENT RIGHTINTO THE POCKETS
OF THE PRESIDENTS ANDC.E.O.s OF THE AIRLINES,
SO THEY CAN KEEP THEIRMULTI-MILLION DOLLAR SALARIES !
AND HERE'S YOUR BOARDING PASSFOR TOMORROW MORNING.
YOU THINK YOU CAN TREAT USHOWEVER YOU WANT
BECAUSE WE HAVE TO FLY !
WELL, I'LL TELL YOUWHAT, SALLY SASS-A-LOT
I'M GONNA COME UP WITHA NEW MODE OF TRANSPORTATION.
A-A BRAND NEW VEHICLE
THAT WILL PUT ALL YOUBASTARDS OUT OF BUSINESS !
YOU THINKI CAN'T DO IT ?
I'VE GOT A MASTERS DEGREEIN MECHANICAL ENGINEERING
AT DENVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
YOU WATCH ME !
C'MON EVERYBODY !
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
CAN I GET ON THAT7:30am FLIGHT ?
Mr. Garrison vows to come up with a better way to travel.
Cartman claims he didn't know there actually were concentration camps during WWII.x CLOSE
The boys ship Cousin Kyle to Antarctica in a cargo box.x CLOSE
Cousin Kyle makes five million dollars off Mr. Garrison's failed invention.x CLOSE
Kyle and cousin Kyle meet for the first time.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison vows to come up with a better way to travel.x CLOSE
Kyle is puzzled over how he can possibly be related to his cousin Kyle.x CLOSE
Enrique Iglesias is the inspiration for Mr. Garrison's genius.x CLOSE
Kyle offers Cartman $40 to be nice to his lame cousin.x CLOSE
Cartman can't make it through class without ripping on Cousin Kyle.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison has invents a new vehicle.x CLOSE