AND THE LITTLE FAT KIDPUT IT ON THE MILK CARTON.
YES, YES, I SEE.
KENNY, DON'T YOU THINK YOU OWETHE THOMPSONS AN APOLOGY ?
NO, IT WAS FOOLISH FOR USTO GET OUR HOPES UP.
IT WAS JUST SUCH A COINCIDENCECONSIDERING THE PHOTO.
YOU MAY NOT HAVEREALIZED THIS,
BUT MARTHA AND I HAVE BUTTOCKSWHERE OUR HEADS SHOULD BE.
REALLY ?REALLY ?
MR. AND MRS. THOMPSON,
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCEYOU'VE SEEN YOUR SON ?
TOMMY DISAPPEAREDWHEN HE WAS ONLY SEVEN.
OH, STEVEN !
IT'S LIKE IT'S ALLHAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN.
( blubberfarting )
THERE, THERE NOW.
PLEASE, MRS. THOMPSON,IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
LISTEN, THE SOUTH PARKMILK COMPANY
IS THE COUNTRY'S LARGEST.
WE FIND LOST CHILDRENALL THE TIME.
( blubberfarts continues )
WE CAN HELP YOU FIND TOMMY WITHTHE MILK COMPANY'S DATABASE !
YES, WE'LL ALL HELP YOUFIND YOUR SON.
JUST STOP CRYING.
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,STOP CRYING !
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
MR. THOMPSON, HOW DID YOURSON BECOME MISSING,
WAS HE ABDUCTED ?
YES, HE WAS IN THE CAREOF OUR NANNY AT THE TIME.
THE NANNY THAT WE TRUSTEDSO MUCH TOOK OFF WITH HIM
AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL( fart )
WE THINK PERHAPS SHE WANTEDA CHILD OF HER OWN.
AND THIS WAS BACKIN WISCONSIN ?
YES, BUT WE LAST HEARDTHE NANNY WAS HEADING WEST.
THAT'S WHY WE THOUGHTCOLORADO MADE SENSE.
WE TRIED EVERY AVENUETO FIND HIM,
BUT WE NEVER TRIEDTHE MILK COMPANY.
WELL, YOU JUSTGIVE US A TRY,
I THINK THAT YOU'LL FINDTHAT SOUTH PARK MILK
IS NOT THE ONLY THE BESTRESOURCE FOR FINDING KIDS,
BUT ALSO THE BEST PRODUCEROF THE FRESHEST
2% LOW-FAT MILK THEWORLD CAN OFFER.
THANK YOU SO MUCHFOR HELPING US.
THIS CERTAINLY ISA FRIENDLY TOWN.
YOU'VE ALL BEENSO WONDERFUL.
YES, I'M SO GRATEFUL,I JUST WANNA CRY AGAIN.
NO !NO !NO !
Power of Milk
The Milk Company Lady will help the Thompsons find their son.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman sees the Thompsons and blows his funny fuse.x CLOSE
Ben Affleck is the Thompsons' son.x CLOSE
The Thompsons utilize the Milk company's missing child database.x CLOSE
Kenny pulls a prank on pictures day at school.x CLOSE
The kids get their school photos backx CLOSE
Cartman gives Kenny's photo to the milk company.x CLOSE
A couple with butts for faces thinks that Kenny's photo is of their long lost son.x CLOSE
The Thompsons inquire about Kenny's picture.x CLOSE
Butters is grounded for having a stupid face.x CLOSE
Cartman's sense of humor may be ruined.x CLOSE