( singing )
OH, JIHAD JIHAD.
( alarm ringing )
OOH, OOH !
AMERICA,HAKKA HAKKA !
DURSHA, DURPADURPA DURPA !
BOOLA BOOLABOOGA WOOGA HAGGA.
GURBA DE DURKAAND AMERICA !
HEY, WHAT ARE YOUGUYS DOING HERE ?
SHH, WE'VE COMETO SAVE YOU.
YOU BUT I THOUGHTYOU HATE US.
CARTMAN, WHERE AREYOU GOING ?
I'M GONNA GO TAKE CAREOF THIS PRICK.
CARTMAN, HE'S CRAZY.
HE'S NOT CRAZY,HE'S AN IDIOT.
I KNOW HOW TO DEALWITH THESE PEOPLE.
A FLIBBIDYFLABBIDY FLOO !
JIHAD, JIHAD !
HEY...( "Bugs Bunny" chewing )
WHAT'S UP,BIN LADEN ?
ARUBADUBA DUBA !
DURBA DURBA HAK !
UH-OH, 5:30,TIME TO PRAY !
AH LA LA...
TABBA HAGGA ?
ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH.
ALA HAGGA DURPA,DURPA DURPA HAGGALAH.
( ding )
( smoooch )
What's Up Bin Laden
Osama bin Laden tries to enjoy a nice, quiet birthday party with his Taliban friends when the American military breaks it up.
The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.x CLOSE
The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.x CLOSE
The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.x CLOSE
The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.x CLOSE
The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.x CLOSE
The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.x CLOSE
The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.x CLOSE
The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.x CLOSE
The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.x CLOSE