of terrorist-related AIDScontinues to grow.
And this just in:
The Taliban hasapparently taken
American civiliansas hostages.
The Taliban has just releasedthis videotape
in which it isclearly visible
that they have indeedcaptured Stevie Nicks.
Miss Nicks appears to bein good spirits,
though her whereaboutsare unknown.
HAVE YOU SEEN STAN INTHE LAST COUPLE DAYS ?
YES, I JUST SAW HIM.
With Stevie Nicksin captivity
the other members ofFleetwood Mac have been hidden
so the Taliban can'tget to them as well.
THEY... TOOKSTEVIE NICKS ?
HEARTLESS,GUTLESS BASTARDS !
ALL RIGHT, MEN.
GRAB YOUR GUNSAND YOUR BIBLES.
WE'RE GOING TOGET MISS NICKS BACK.
HOORAY !HOORAY !HOORAY !
The Taliban's videoalso shows
what appears to be fourAmerican children in captivity,
though they couldjust be French.
WE HAVE TO HELP THEM.
THEY ARE NOTTHE SPIES.
THEY CAME TO GIVE USOUR GOAT BACK.
SCREW THEM !THEY'RE EVIL AMERICANS.
I KNOW, BUT YOU IF WE DON'THELP THE INNOCENT ONES
THEN WE ARE NO BETTERTHAN THE AMERICANS ARE.
HELP AMERICANS ?
THAT DOESN'TMAKE SENSE.
DUDE, WE ARE SPEAKINGENGLISH RIGHT NOW.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE ?!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
( frustrated shout )
Terrorist Related Aids
The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.
The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.x CLOSE
The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.x CLOSE
The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.x CLOSE
The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.x CLOSE
The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.x CLOSE
The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.x CLOSE
The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.x CLOSE
The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.x CLOSE
The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.x CLOSE