WE WANNA OVERNIGHT THIS GOATTO AFGHANISTAN, PLEASE.
EXCUSE ME ?
IT'S AN AFGHANISTAN GOAT,IT CAN'T STAY HERE
OR ELSE IT WILL CHOKE ONTHE SWEET AIR OF FREEDOM.
I'M SORRY, BOYS, BUT OURPLANES AREN'T FLYING THERE.
THEY'RE NOT ?
THE ONLY PLANES GOINGTO AFGHANISTAN
ARE THE MILITARY PLANESOVER AT THE BASE.
OH YEAH,THE MILITARY PLANES.
COME ON, GOAT, WE'LLPUT YOU ON ONE OF THEM.
STAN, I DON'T THINKWE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
IN THE MILITARY BASE.
THEY MIGHTSHOOT US.
I DON'T CARE,WE'RE GOING.
DON'T FORGET TOBRING A TOWEL.
OH, NO,NOT TOWELIE.
WHEN GOING SOMEPLACE NEW,YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BRING A TOWEL.
YOU WANNA GET HIGH ?
NO, WE DON'TWANNA GET HIGH !
YOU MEAN, YOU DON'TWANT TOWELIE AROUND ?
THAT'S RIGHT !
SO AM I TO UNDERSTAND THATTHERE'S BEEN A "TOWELIE BAN" ?
( snickering )
( all )OHH !
GOD DAMN IT, GET THE HELLOUT OF HERE, TOWELIE !
ALL RIGHT,SEE YA.
The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.
The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.x CLOSE
The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.x CLOSE
The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.x CLOSE
The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.x CLOSE
The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.x CLOSE
The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.x CLOSE
The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.x CLOSE
The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.x CLOSE
The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.x CLOSE