OH, JESUS, MAN,THEY'RE GONNA GET ME !
OH, CHRIST !
THEY'RE GONNA GET ME.
ALL RIGHT, CLASS, AS SOMEOF YOU MAY OF HEARD,
THE PRESIDENT HAS ASKEDTHAT AMERICAN CHILDREN
ALL SEND ONE DOLLAR TO THECHILDREN OF AFGHANISTAN.
SO I HAVE A LIST OF ADDRESSESAND WE'RE GONNA ALL CHIP IN.
( Cartman )HA !
I'M NOT GIVING A DOLLARTO THOSE TOWEL-HEADS.
ERIC, THE AFGHAN PEOPLENEED OUR HELP.
OH, I'M SORRY,
BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE AT WARWITH THESE ASSHOLES !
WE'RE AT WAR WITHTERRORISTS, FAT-ASS,
NOT WITH AFGHANISTAN.
AND THE ONLY REASONYOU CARE
IS 'CAUSE YOU DON'TWANNA GIVE UP A DOLLAR.
THAT DOLLAR BUYS ME ACHOCOLATE MILK FOR LUNCH !
WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO JUST GETA REGULAR MILK FOR 10 CENTS ?
NOW LOOK, IT ISN'T OUR FAULTTHAT TERRORISTS HATE US.
WE'RE JUST KIDS.
WE AREN'T THE ONESBOMBING THEM NOW.
WE'RE JUST KIDS.
THERE'S A LOT OF CRAZY STUFFGOING ON IN THE WORLD,
BUT WE'RE JUSTCAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
THE AFGHAN KIDS ARE CAUGHTIN THE MIDDLE, TOO.
YES, BUT THEY'RESAND MONKEYS !
ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,WE'RE ALL SENDING A DOLLAR
TO THE KIDSIN AFGHANISTAN.
THAT'S IT,END OF DISCUSSION !
GOD DAMN IT, I HATEREGULAR MILK !
Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.
The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.x CLOSE
The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.x CLOSE
The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.x CLOSE
The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.x CLOSE
The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.x CLOSE
The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.x CLOSE
The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.x CLOSE
The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.x CLOSE
The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.x CLOSE