( Cartman )HANG ON.
OH MY GOD !OUR GAMESPHERE.
YOU'VE GOTTA MOVE MECLOSER.
HURRY UP, KYLE,THIS PLACE IS COMING APART.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
GET AWAY FROM ME,YOU EVIL TOWEL.
TOWELIE,LISTEN TO ME.
LET THEM GO,DROP THEM.
NO WAY,THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.
THEY AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS.
HUMANS HAVERUINED THE PLANET,
KILLED OFF THEIR OWNENVIRONMENT.
THEIR TIME IS OVER.
IT IS THETOWELS' TURN NOW.
I'VE ALMOST GOT IT.
YOU'RE GOING TOLET THEM GO, TOWELIE,
BECAUSE I KNOWYOUR WEAKNESS.
HERE, YOU CAN REACH IT,COME ON, TOWELIE.
HOW LONG HAS IT BE SINCEYOU'VE HAD A NICE BURN, HUH ?
20, 30 SECONDS ?
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TOCHOOSE BETWEEN THEIR LIVES
AND GETTING HIGH.
TOWELIE, DON'T LET GO OF US,YOU GOD DAMN TOWEL !
KYLE'S ALMOST THERE.
COME, TOWELIE,MAKE YOUR DECISION.
I CHOOSE...BOTH !
( "Popeye" theme )
( inhaling )
I GOT IT !
COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GOPLAY VIDEO GAMES.
ALL RIGHT !HOORAY !
OH, DUDE,WE FINISHED LEVEL 50.
OH, MAN, I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT'S GOING ON.
CHECK IT OUT.
NOW, WE'RE GOING INTO THESECRET UNDERGROUND BASE.
ALL RIGHT GUYS, FOCUS,
LOOKS LIKE THIS IS GONNABE AN UNDERWATER LEVEL.
DON'T FORGET TOBRING A TOWEL.
YOU'RE THE WORSTCHARACTER EVER, TOWELIE.
Worst Character Ever
The boys escape and get back to South Park alive.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.x CLOSE
The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.x CLOSE
The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.x CLOSE
Towelie gives the boys some advice outside the toy store.x CLOSE
The boys play video games all weekend.x CLOSE
The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.x CLOSE
The boys find Towelie by talking about water.x CLOSE
The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.x CLOSE
A Towelie merchandise commercial.x CLOSE